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Threw my last 87p at Zlatan FG, odds are 8/1.

Love the Le Sib article. Be great to see him land a management job, he did always seem quite an articulate fella.

Makes sense, especially if Lovenkrands pushes through his move. Him and Maiga in, Lovenkrands out and maybe loan Ranger or someone.

Only problem is, the Keegan statue would walk off after a few years

If we're doing the Portsmouth goal, we need to have a Shola statue backheeling the ball into his path, non?

A statue of him testing Neil Lennon's dental insurance would be a good one imo. Either that, or one of him cowering under a larger statue of Iain Dowie.

A red and blue striped away kit is probably the one I fear most for next season.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VKnlNvwbGMM/TOhJr-E9o0I/AAAAAAAAClE/op_KY8YzuxU/s1600/MP.jpg

And you even failed at that, the correct spelling is 'Kernts'.

Panaphonics? Magnetbox? Or Sorny?

Quick! Someone save this for when Maiga doesn't score in his first two appearances!

@Sammy_Ameobi Samuel Ameobi Oh and he's strained his left wheel, he's coming off injured now #nufc 60 years, 5 minutes later

Were they not just the overcooked smokey sausages that they forgot to hoy out?

http://beat.bodog.eu/wp-content/uploads/ramsay.jpg.bmp WHO COOKED THESE FUCKING POPPERS? THEY'RE RAW! RAW, RAW, RAW!

well clearly it had the desired effect, I remember it being pills. There'll be a reverse business card out there somewhere for the old sweet shop at Beamish somewhere with some Class A as the background.

Are you not thinking of that business card with the pills as a background?

I knew someone would post that happy chip thing Greggs gets my vote, be fucking hilarious that.

Imagine if Gateshead lost to Tamworth in round 2 oh wait no, that's shit

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Sunderland-striker-Stephane-Sessegnon-pining-for-a-move-back-to-France-article829875.html Yes, it's Sunday and yes, it's a shit article.

Amazing to think that a mere 5 years ago, our scouting system consisted of Roeder easyjetting off to watch players we had no chance of getting and Terry Mac piping up with suggestions of players he'd seen in the Pontins League on a Tuesday night.

? McNallyMirror Brian McNally Big Newcastle United exclusive in the Sunday Mirror tomorrow plus a hard-hitting comment piece on the soccer sacrilege at SJP #nufc #Toon Cheers. Hopefully something positive this time. Better luck next time