Pilko

For tonight: Chelsea Madrid Gremio Flamengo

That's like when the Trunchbull says her idea of a perfect school is one without any children.

Thought you meant Lao's the fucking chinese buffet there before I remembered you live Asia.

Vasco lead 0-1.

FT, 6-0.

Starting to regret not laying a mega handicap on Lanus ah whey. The other two have to win yet I guess.

4-0, you got your 3.5+ money too then. Canny.

It's not as if GG studies maths at uni or anything, give him a break.

oh dear Chelsea

Lanus are 2-0 up and into the second half btw GG. I have them as the first of three in my overnight accy.

Birmingham at 11/8 was a fucking great price, like printing money.

On the back of my first accumulator win in about 2 months, I've placed £0.97 (to round my account down ) on three South American fixtures tonight to win a roundish £4.50. Lanus, Vasco de Gama and Cruz Azul.

Lincoln let me down on my 'wins less' accy but the other 6 teams all won (4 of which made my other line: Birmingham, Huddersfield, Swindon and Brentford). £1.50 won £16.75, canny. Could have put them all -1 and won a tonne more, obviously I'm just pleased to get a win like.

I have 2 lines, 7 teams and 6 of them are winning at HT, one is drawing. Would have been 8 but Heed's game got called off. Going too well, methinks.

My accies are going almost too well. 2 draws, rest winning.

Just bunged my £2 freebet on Milan.

Shark curry.

Birmingham Brentford Huddersfield Swindon Barcelona Bayern Munich Gateshead Lincoln

Official site: 'Fulham Res vs NUFC Res team news Michael Richardson skippers a young United second-string side against a Fulham XI packed with senior experience' Getting their excuses in early for the latest arse kicking then

It'll probably be Niall Quinn and Kevin Ball, hosted by Sir Ricky Sbragia if recent history is anything to go by.

He was decent against Liverpool. He's starting to come into some form.

Aye, must be closer than Besty who was in jacket, jumper and jeans.

I'm all about taking every advantage you can, and Reina's attempted headbutt was a red card offence. Had Perch not gone down, there was every chance Reina could have got away with it. I couldn't give a shit if attention is diverted towards Perch for going down and away from Reina for the actual offence - it was a red card, it got a red card and those are the two key facts in the situation.

Man U/Blackburn draw £3 at 7/2 Yakubu to score first for Blackburn £1 at 4/1 Rooney to score first for Man U £1 at 2/1

I think he might be one of the best slide tacklers in living memory. Timed them all to perfection yesterday.