Pilko

22 years ago ffs. Flanagan and Shelvey were fucking sperm cells then, let it go.

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City have been largely dreadful away from home since the turn of the year. That's why they've lost the title.

I'd swap Obertan for a new calculator. I doubt we'll be able to even get some magic beans for the useless hook-nosed bastard.

Ferguson had a good game playing in a central three at Stamford Bridge in the league last season tbf. Our front six was: Gutierrez R.Taylor Barton Ferguson Lovenkrands Shola

I put fifty pee on Valencia, how are they playing? 0-0 at half time.

If Vuckic is injured too then I'd play Ferguson in that initial trio I posted in his place.

Can completely understand if Mancini has had enough of Balotelli but those are some pretty stupid quotes to come out with.

Abeid's performance against Blackburn was encouraging, not sure whether I'd start him in this game. Assuming Tiote, Guthrie and Cabaye are out I'd play a central three of Gosling, Gutierrez and Vuckic - if Coloccini is fit to play then I'd play a central three of Gosling, Gutierrez and Perch.

Balotelli was awful today, and also it was so obvious he was going to get sent off. Incredibly shit decision to keep him on the pitch.

£2.50 Cisse FGS £2.50 Cisse LGS £2.00 Cisse to score 2+ goals £1.00 Cisse FGS 3-0

I'd like to think Pardew really means we'll attack them like we have done to teams in the last three games but if we get a draw he'll be reasonably satisfied.

For some reason, I can't get a list of goalscorers for any form of goalscoring bet on any game on bluesq... anyone know why?

Wasn't Bailey Wright the fella who played for the Preston fans team? Sure I remember that.

That goalkeeping in the Leicester game

I think he's a burden on Liverpool and they'll rightly look to move him on this summer. We'll go nowhere near though.

Mark Bright is such a fucking ponce. Nothing is good enough, he's always whinging about what the players are doing. He played for fucking Charlton and Crystal Palace, you'd think he broke the World Cup goalscoring record or summat.

Pugh's first tackle in this game was absolutely disgusting, more of a red card than the one that was actually given. You can see his facial expression, it's twisted and aggressive as he lunges in without looking at the ball, with two feet. He's a horrible, horrible little twat.

I really like Nigel Adkins. Reminds me of someone's over-enthusiastic dad watching their bairn play in a kickabout. Also, Leroy Rosenior is such a much better pundit than Steve Claridge. Should get him on every week, he's quite good imo.

not studs up, doesn't really lunge in, doesn't go for the man......nowt wrong with it in my eyes. Yes, same with me. But, the rule is: you can't go into a tackle with both feet.

Gardner gets the ball there, but he goes in with two feet.

Sandro clearly gets the ball there ffs.

Crouch's goal there reminds me a bit of Carroll's at the same ground the season we went down.

Terry Connor reminds me of that shit timid Southampton caretaker boss Steve Wigley. No authority, no clue.

The only one of our transfers I'd argue that should be in a 'Top 10 Worst of the Season' (based on the FM-style performances vs price) would be Obertan. Santon, not a fucking chance. I'd not say he's been one of the most brilliant ones but there's no way he belongs anywhere near that sort of list, he's been 'areet' at worst. As for the mackems, I'd say Wickham looks like a waste of time for the money they paid and El-Mohammady has always been piss poor and making him permanent was never going to be a good idea.