Here fishy fishy.
Can't argue with stats like
Uruguay 1
Hungary 1
Jamaica 3
Trinidad 1
Greece 2
Andorra 3
Macedonia 1
Estonia 1
Austria 1
Croatia 1
Ukraine 1
Belarus 2
Egypt 2
knew that was coming like.
The hat-trick against Jamaica was class... after claiming a goal deflected in off someone's arse and a tap in, he heroically refused the easiest hat-trick in international history, and picked out his mum in Row H with the penalty so he could finish it properly.