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I think with all of this talk of the clause they want inserting and us rejecting, it's simply that regardless of how good Ben Arfa is, he wouldn't want to pay £5m (or whatever the amount is) on a player.

What a moron, eh Ethi?

You've stooped so low, Dave.

http://www.chelseafc.com/page/LatestNews/0,,10268~2128249,00.html Really sad news. Sounds like he was very highly rated and could have gone on to become a good player.

The amount of average players on that list is scary.

Whatever a toon top is a toon top but u r one moron who divide this club fuck off That just made my morning, brilliant stuff. Back in your corner, Jonny.

Ok, this is what some kids craic is on Facebook, just found in posts by everyone: Dan Telfer: Jimmy bullard a newcastle player by the end of this week! Fact 14 hours ago via Mobile Web David Morrison: Not a bad signing. Where you heard this? Pure speculation? 14 hours ago Dan Telfer: No speculation mate, he was in koos tonight and he was sayin its a loan deal for the season! 10 hours ago http://www.facebook.com/daniel.telfer/posts/145292908826427 Only just seen this. It had better be bullshit.

I honestly don't have a clue what that means.

Fucking knew it! Lying wankers. Game on again now...

Without getting my own or anybody elses hopes up again, Dassier did say on Monday that more would be revealed in the next 48 hours. Now that it looks like they're bringing in two strikers, it means it clears the way for Ben Arfa to leave. I reckon things will finally start moving along with this now.

There has been one game of the season and still two weeks left of the transfer window.

Fuck knows what to think anymore.

My 'Future Game' book arrived this morning. Just had a quick look through and it does seem quite impressive. Think it will be a brilliant tool to have and will come in very handy.

Ben Arfa, whoah, Ben Arfa, whoah, We signed him from Marseille, 'Cos Dassier's a gay.

Tottenham: Gomes, Corluka, Dawson, Bassong, Assou-Ekotto, Giovani, Palacios, Modric, Bale, Pavlyuchenko, Defoe. Subs: Cudicini, Kaboul, Huddlestone, Lennon, Keane, Crouch, Kranjcar. Yeah, utterly shit line-up. My heart bleeds for you.

Shouldn't even be a fall-back option, just sign them both. Zarate and Ben Arfa. Yep, what's the problem? I think the fact I might just die from continuous ejaculation on a match day

If Scholes carries on playing like he is, Darron Gibson isn't likely to get a look in this season. We should definitely be making enquiries about getting him in on loan.

Shouldn't even be a fall-back option, just sign them both. Zarate and Ben Arfa. Yep, what's the problem?

Shouldn't even be a fall-back option, just sign them both.

Setting off now. HOWAY THE LADS!

No José?

No 'keeper, I like it. You might be onto something there - get on the phone to Wenger!

I'm dreading being anywhere near there. Right in the middle, please.