Ketsbaia

Without exaggeration, it'd be £100m minimum.

Everyone below them keeps dropping points and I swear it's always to Millwall.

They're the lightest shade of shite. Really need them to get tired and hit a wall at some point.

Haaland scored 4 past Wolves in May and has 8 in 4 meetings. Nobody has conceded more than Wolves.

A world-class stiker (Isak) surrounded by some good, some bad. Or a very good striker in a very good overall team. Would take the latter tbh.

Need Leeds to stuff these at the weekend, mind. Can't be arsed to have these do well.

Loyalty vs Regression. A big decision needs making soon.

Cheap midfielders like Semenyo, Smith Rowe, Rogers + possibly Schade (in Wissa's absence). Cheap forwards like Vardy, Calvert-Lewin + Wood.

These easy Villa opponents

That one for sure, although a couple of 90s ones were good - that Paul Weller one and Here We Go (not by Fabrizio Romano). Anything but this one that's been around for YEARS.

I'm still erring on the side of staying at SJP but could probably be convinced if they ensure it's still got a supreme location (is Castle Leazes up by the BBC?) and has a unique design with character, maybe even asymmetrical. Keep fans on board for the design.

If we let him go right now, it'd be almost like the club is purposely trying to fuck up.

Got to love Galatasaray's opportunism, here.

1 out of 10 because Kelly could be shrewd. Going to opt against the rant this time.

Sancho, Madueke, Palmer, Nkunku, Joao Felix, Mudryk, Neto as their attacking midfield rota (+ a banished Sterling)