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It's taking a few days because they're finalising the finer points of this new agreement? Or am I being too hopeful

Not a chance, surely. Then again, with Ole at the wheel maybe he's drove to the wrong talent - he meant Declan Rice.

So they're selling Hazard, are banned from transfers and about to replace Sarri with a lesser manager who won't want such restrictions? There's a great chance for Leicester or Wolves to sneak a top 6 spot. Imagine having such ambition

Right tbh. Chances are they'll get stuck in the mid-division mud for a bit but you never know.

We've seen a few sides either do back-to-back promotions, or maybe a season later. Hope these don't get money. They have to beat Charlton first though, after Trafalgar Takeover II: Sewpa Cheesy.

All I'm thinking is thank god for David Kelly, saving us from the humiliation of third division oblivion. Imagine being at this level Bloke deserves a statue.

Surely Charlton can't be that bad

Portsmouth aren't even getting close. This is horrific.

Standard is horrific, just can't see Pompey scoring.

Definitely prefer a loss tonight, otherwise they're one game away from fluking promotion. Not confident in Pompey though

The problem isn't spreading the final around, it's taking it out to bloody Azerbaijan. Rotate it around central and western Europe, on the extremely high likelihood that these countries will provide the finalists.

Atleti saying what we're all thinking

Maybe they can start a Friendly Cup with Sunderland.

Leeds and Hamburg in a battle to see who can best fuck up promotion. This is a shame though because I can't see Derby beating Aston Villa

The bloke at the minute is a bit Shan, so it's good to go Hughton.

Feels like a great fit

Wonder if Simeone is on the move too? I forgot to mention Lucas Hernandez to Bayern too. Wow, they're really splitting up.

Those marathons don't run themselves.

So Atleti are losing Godin, Griezmann and probably Saul or Rodri? Ouch. If Barca can sell Coutinho and replace with Griezmann, that's fantastic business. I'd really fancy their chances of going far in the Champions League before going beserk again

Replace him with Pepe Reina and then we'll get excited

Hopefully they get Graham Potter. Should sort one relegation spot for next season.

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Alanos Pardopolous, a Greek carnival-hater from Panionios who likes holiday pics with tanned banter girls

Wow, Hughton gone