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they haven't been turgid for a quite some time tbh Sunderland? They keep grinding out 0-0s.

Finished this freak week on a strong 17

It's hard to think of a more turgid game than Newcastle v Sunderland right now.

15 with Sigurdsson to go Duff, Taylor, Chambers, Austin, Aguero and Cork can't play next week

Hang on, what? Aguero's injured now? It's like God has decided to make it all go fucking wrong in one day. He'll probably get Baines or Mirallas sent off now.....

Eriksen booked too. I probably wont even crack 10 this week, it couldnt have gone worse.

Charlie Austin too?!?!?! ThREE!!!

What a disaster this must be for everyone As for me, I have Steven Taylor (-1) & Calum Chambers (-1). FML.

Great news Dunno if it matters anymore tbh, we'll just loan him somewhere else.

Sausage roll?

I remember being gutted when we sacked Allardyce. Then, 18 months later, we really did get relegated.

My lass is from Blyth and locals still talk about the Blackburn tie in 2009, as well as the 70s stuff. Would love to get to the 3rd round tie, if it's at home.

GET IN!!!!!!!

I dont think Mourinho lets his teams murder others. If they get to 2-0, they'll start to conserve energy and maybe nick a third.

I'm waiting for clues on whether Steven Taylor will play before making a sub. If not, I need a defender. If he is, Eriksen in for Tadic.

Kaka and I recommend

65, which would've been better if I didn't spend 4pts on Baines for Clyne.

14 gameweeks, 29 transfers plus wildcard

Maybe they'll see sense and give him the clean sheet.

To those who had Alderweireld - he went off hurt when it was 0-0 but, because all 3 subs had been used, he loses clean sheet points Incredibly unlucky, that.

Captain Hazard scores, as does Aguero, with a Mirallas assist. Bad news must be around the corner.....

7pts from 4 players (inc. 4pt hit) is bad but all the big guns are playing tomorrow - Hazard ©, Baines, Aguero, Tadic, Mirallas, Courtois, Chambers. Could go either way.

I was thinking of Aguero but can't do it when they're due for their annual 1-0 defeat on Wearside. Then I tell myself that it's an independent match. So I went for Hazard. He'll probably get injured after 10 minutes.....

Why win when we can get humiliated by Poyet again?

Throughout the month of January, I think.