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So, after all that time we spend chasing and making derisory bids, we randomly sign a quality player tonight? This club is impossible.

Was it Howard who tripped Shearer up at Old Trafford, when Durkin had to apologise afterwards?

I'm enjoying this

I hate Jurgen Klinsmann, he's such a dick.

Why? I want Argentina to win it and have done all along. And if they do go out, at least lose to a good, attacking team.

So what fee are we thinking? With just a year left on his contract, could it be as low as £5m-ish?

I just don't understand why we're buying players again. We have no hope of winning the balance sheet tinfoil cup if we keep throwing coins away like this.

I shrieked like a little girl when Di Maria scored that. GET INNNNN!!!!! Apart from Messi, the Argies were shocking but still deserved the win - once again they've beaten the parked bus! WoOOOOOOOO!

This game has gotten ridiculous. Someone just do something (Argentina please!)

I think it's somewhere between monitoring and speaking to his mum.

We were right. Well done everyone

Siems like we had de Jong brother all along.

Absolute joke from Di Maria, again.

Switzerland will win this

"Mascherano likes a whinge" - Lawro.

Meh.

Replacing the Dreamboat with the Dreamcast.

Pinilla gets a tattoo of his crossbar strike from Saturday - "One centimeter from glory".

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 2m La Provence: Newcastle United and Everton have enquired about Dimitri Payet to Marseille. Full Story: http://bit.ly/1pGJVii #NUFC #EFC #OM Enquiring. That's just after monitoring, right?

What I'll really miss about Romain is that time he......or how about when......nope.

Brazil v Argentina in the final would be amazing - the clash of two sub-plots. In their first Maracana WC game since 1950, Brazil will be desperate to finally avenge Maracanazo. The pressure on them is enormous. Then there's Messi, who everyone says has to win a WC to be considered the best of all time. He's dragging them there so far. If they do meet, one of these has to give way. It'd be a huge and probably thrilling final.

Anyone mentioned that there was a Shola discussion by Vickery etc. on Friday's World Football Phone-In? I was so proud. And now he's someone else's problem.

Lee Dixon clapping in the background. I wonder if that studio glass is breakable.....

That ITV theme

Muller, Neymar and Depay have done nowt And, of course, I have Djabou! It's all on Messi tomorrow.