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Tim Howard vs Bolton Kieron Dyer vs Everton (the one with the lobs) Alan Shearer vs Everton Hat-tricks: Asprilla vs Barca (just for Gillespie's run) Rivaldo vs Valencia (greatest one ever) But yeah, famous ones like Aguero, Carlos Alberto and the Hurst hat-trick could make you a rich man.

52pts with Captain Sturridge, Jose Enrique, Michu and Davies to go. My twatty brother has Bale though, while Rafa benched Mata - the prick.

If I was that close to Shakira, there's no chance I'd just be staring. He's shown remarkable constraint.

My sig.

It's so close between West Ham (11th) and us (16th) now - just 3 points. Villa are 3 behind us and have Arsenal (a) and Man City (h) next.

Absolute robbery, this score. Not that they'll care. 'Doomed' Villa are only 3 behind us now, although I think we should be ok.

Fuck off

I briefly thought the title change meant he'd died

He's just getting worse and worse, it's embarassing to watch.

That Carroll pass was abysmal.

Villa are so blatantly going to win this

That Neville article was a good read.

I really, really, really like this idea, geordie_b Superb. Anything Ben Arfa or Nicky Butt overhead kick-related would interest me.

We have at least 3, possibly 4, central midfielders better than Gareth Barry. What has anyone ever seen in him?

It's embarassing that he still plays for them

C'mon everyone Too much usage!

Another howler for Hart

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFCOfficial Newcastle United are pleased to report that a precautionary X-ray has shown that Yoan Gouffran has not broken his right leg #nufc

Did Soccer Saturday ever go to Norwich vs Fulham? I genuinely didnt know it was happening until 85 minutes in.

9-1 aggregate win for Swansea. Reckon thats it for QPR now.

Chelsea concede in another match, that's Cech coming out of my fantasy team. Sick of it.

3-1 Swansea

I'd like to see MYM and Haidara start for this. Hopefully Pardew goes for it and doesn't put the kids out. Krul Santon MYM Williamson Haidara Tiote Perch Anita Marveaux Obertan Cisse BENCH: Elliot, Simpson, Coloccini, Bigi, Cabaye, Sammy, Shola .....but he'll probably give Shola 90 minutes. 3-1 win for us.

There's not much difference between Bale and Ben Arfa. Both are capable of world class performances, both are capable of anonymous games. At their peaks, there's nowt between them.