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Apparently some weirdo has created some AC Jimbo/Sid Lowe fan fiction, as read out on today's Football Weekly Extra

We needed Fergie & Sammy to go out on loan and they have - no complaints. Superb

Think this rant is class. Never liked Benitez but he's spot on here.....I think we all love a good meltdown too (unless it involves Keegan).

Just realised that Yohan Cabaye fits into 'I Will Survive'. Someone make it work...

Anyone that wasn't bricking it after Reading was bloody optimistic. That was when I finally caved in - it was impossible to pick the next win, we'd only signed Debuchy by that point, the Remy debacle had just happened and the atmosphere was turning poisonous. That night I was convinced we were going. Now things are fine and we'll finish in mid-table, but things were genuinely scary for a time.

Superb move for him - regular football high up in the Championship will be great. I still dont see his potential but would love to be proved wrong. Good luck to him

This Saturday (March 2nd) is Pochettino's & Redknapp's birthday, as their teams play each other.

Wigan vs Villa, final day of the season. Nice.

With Ben Arfa, anything is possible. 6-0.

Safe

I just love watching him run with the ball - people just bounce off him as he waltzes past.

Incredibly good performance, superb.

And what exactly does C Ronaldo offer that Obertan doesnt?

Fulham/Norwich are on 32, so they only need 4 or 5 points. They're fine. QPR are stuck on 17. They're gone. The rest is a mess and it could be anyone.

15pts with Cech, Mata and Sissoko to go If luck evens out, I'll be #1 in the world next season.

3 of the 4 below us have lost, the only one to win was against another one. The only one that annoys me is Norwich but, having seen their fixture list, they'd have got enough points anyway.

Neil, you're banned.

Fucking Norwich, man.

In normal circumstances we'll get a win, no doubt. Since when do they happen here?

No he hasn't. EDIT: Oh, there it is. Giggs has just scored.

FMP

Norwich

Massive, massive match. Can't afford to lose this at all, I'm nervous

It's the #1 rule of life: Never trust Arsenal.

Guess it's better for Wigan to win than Reading. 2-2 would be best, though. As long as Villa and QPR lose and don't get unexpected points. We really, really have to win tomorrow.