Ketsbaia

Shearer and Cantona, with Beckham crossing it in

Even Krul would cringe at that goal kick.

Hey! Don't disrespect a Champions League winner! He has a medal, y'know.

"He's not the type to lie down" - Quinn. Well what if he's injured and has to lie down? You jolly green bellend.

Yeh, Mignolet and Rose seem to be their 2 best players. Fletcher gets the goals too, to be fair. The rest? There's nothing there.

Can't believe Defoe missed that.

How on earth Lennon managed to get all the way through, I'll never know. GET IN!

YES!

Not sure if we should be whining about other teams being dominated and still robbing points off the other team tbf. We have been doing that quite alot both this season and last year.... At least with us, getting lucky at Everton & Reading got cancelled out by the Sunderland & Fulham games. Says a lot about how bad our defence is, though.

The mackems are really starting to piss me off, like. Keep proving they're the flukiest team around by being dominated, then sneaking a goal and holding on. Of course, the consequences of this flukiness is that their species experience happiness, they stay ahead of us and the media can wank over MON. Great!

SO flukey, man.

Sigurdsson? In theory, yes. But he doesn't seem to get off the bench much.

Sandro & Dembele can be a class midfield, especially with a creative player in front.

Well if the pitch is wet, Fergie's players might die.

A lot of sense being made. I'm even agreeing with Thommo & Merson! What are they saying, mate ? They were quite passionate about Fergie needing to be punished. They talked about the fear he creates and that the linesman was visibly scared of him. When they moved on to his press conference, they weren't happy with his "all I've done for him" comment and said he went too far with the "wee club" bit. Then they talked about the football and how it was the performance of champions etc.

A lot of sense being made. I'm even agreeing with Thommo & Merson!

He's far too good for them (sorry Neil).

Reading this reminds me of the Margaret Thatcher thread Fergie is getting more senile by the day and he's completely lost it. The cunt.

Finally made the move to take Baines out and I now fully expect him to finally deliver goals and assists A Cole & O' Brien for Baines & Olsson, going to do Fellaini for Morrison next week.

I really want a huge managerial war to begin Pardew would get some respect from me if he fights back but maybe the right thing is to stay quiet. Ferguson truly is a vile cretin, he needs moving to the old folks home. In this country he has become untouchable, a creature with his own set of rules. Can't wait for the prick to retire.

I personally wouldn't fit them all in. I want to explore this idea of depth and having good substitutes, ludicrous I know.

Mourinho & Ronaldo to arrive at Man United to replace Ferguson & Scholes. [/wild guess]

He'd still want that £3.5m, probably in bigger wages or a massive signing on fee. Wouldnt be best for the buying club.

It's a disgrace how that disgusting, scummy man has become untouchable. He has his own set of rules.

Just started watching that DVD tonight and it's great. Cole was amazing, Albert's had some fantastic forays forward and Ginola did some great crosses to Ferdinand. I'd definitely recommend it.