Ketsbaia

Playing well and I'm glad we're keeping faith with him. He'll eventually prove how good he is.

He's definitely up to speed now. Beauty.

After the first 15 we've sussed them out. Maybe we dont deserve the lead because we've been careless with the ball but not gonna complain. A very professional job so far. Impromptu N-O piss up if we win this?

Narrator called us United

So Pards dropped Simpson from the original 18? Very interesting.

Our team is better than theirs, without doubt. They just need to prove it.

He should just be grateful he's played this often.

That team is a bundle of shit. Makes the defeat even worse

Over the past 18 months we've broken many hoodoos, won plenty of games that we usually don't, performed when we're at our most pessimistic. But Anfield? Surely that's one hoodoo too far....

Pards is such a tease.

Looking at form and the quality of teams, a draw is the minimum we should look for. But this is the one match every year where Liverpool seem to show up - our annual Anfield annihilation! Even though we're better than them, the wallpushers will find a way to win and hump us 3-0 (3-1 if we're lucky!).

The three guarantees in life are death, taxes and RVP scoring.

28 with Ben Arfa, Sterling, Lambert and Santon to play.

Congratulations, by the way. Must be feeling very smug right now

I enjoy these weekly Sunderland stat packs

A great set of scores for us today. Marvellous.

Can we ban Neil from here until Everton start doing badly?

Oh this is too good

Everton EDIT: Spurs

If it was possible to score negative goals, they'd give it a go.

The Samaritans will be overwhelmed with calls from mackems tonight.

I'm sort of glad that Mata isn't there because now Ricky Lambert can come in (if Adkins stops being a bellend).

Good one Fulham

"Ameobi, yer crap" "Yer shite!"