Ketsbaia

Cuellar goes off at half time. This day is just a nightmare, it isn't real - right?

Justice for the millions of viewers.

If these teams are trying to imitate the Norwich vs West Aaaaam match, they're doing a decent job. Apart from the scoreline.

Stupid racist, diver.

That Reina's a canny keeper, like.

HA! Advertising our European adventure during a mackem match.

When Darren Bent's mam isn't there, racism is frowned upon.

"How fitting it is that Liverpool's first match since these reports is in the type of stadium advocated by the Taylor Report". What? An all-seater stadium? Aye, they're rare.

Liverpool getting a nice rim job from ESPN, I see.

Craig Burley being subtle there

Pitiful weekend so far. Most people I know haven't got above 20pts.

Nick Powell!!!

Fergie is a twat.

Mancini brings on Barry for Tevez

Right, Man Utd are comfortable. Hopefully RvP stays on the bench now....then Demel can come in and Baines becomes captain. Knowing Fergie, I'm sure the sub is imminent

Ricky Lambert

Howay Arsenal, man. Have mercy.

Same here. I don't trust any defence at the minute, that's why I've put most money into the midfield/attack.

No wonder he's petrified - why would he know what that flying sphere is?

No, no, I believe you are mistaken. He is my captain this week. It'll be worse if RvP comes off the bench. At least now Demel can come in with his clean sheet and Baines becomes captain.

Sounds disgraceful.

I have De Gea and Van Persie

I genuinely hate Sir Alex Ferguson

It's strange that Arsenal, Man City, Man United and Chelsea are all 3pm Saturday kick offs.