Ketsbaia

Debuchy

Perchinho

Hang on....does this mean Natalie Sawyer is home on her own tonight?

Oh lovely. I've always wanted a kit based on highlighter pens.

Can't even dedicate the build-up to the teams that are playing. It's like BBC reporting from the England camp everyday at the Euros.

Lynsey Hipgrave is fiiiiiiit. She'll be Pardying all night, probably.

One of the few positives of Carroll going tonight is that it hasn't happened tomorrow. At least there's hope we can find another option. Or at least that would be the sensible way to do it.

Disgraceful transfer window from us. I'd love to be optimistic about tomorrow but history tells us not to be.

Not bad.

Thought Carroll was holding out to come here. If this happens, at least we have a day to try and get someone else. Or not.

Those first two pots are littered with marvellous teams. If we get through tonight, we're gonna have a great time. Would love to face Athletic, Inter, Marseille or Napoli.

The only groups that dont look straightforward are A, D and the battle for 2nd in H.

Really want Dortmund to do well but theyve got another nasty group. Great group for neutrals though.

Actually a bit nervous about tonight. Hmmm.

The Giroud derby could be even better!

The McGeady derby is on! Feeeel the excitement.

Tick, tock...

Chelsea with Juventus. Very nice.

Sky Sports' transfer clockwatch says Allardyce has conceded defeat in this.

They do medicals for new contracts?

Zaha would tick almost every box but I doubt we're in for him. It would make too much sense!

Agree. Fletcher wont contribute more than Bendtner did and Johnson is overrated. It will take them from a relegation fight into mid-table mediocrity. Plus they've spent far too much getting there.

We ALL knew about Amalfitano weeks in advance

Doubt Granero will do well here but Berbatov will be good for Fulham.

Meh. He'll be gone next summer, then. ....thats if anyone wants him!