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The nutmeg, the mobile phone at half time, Hughton giving us a wave, Tiote decapitating everyone in sight. I liked the fan that loudly shouted "Tiote, tell the world that you're back".

Was horrible to watch in person today. So predictable and so pointless....we're just surrendering the ball to them. If it works one day, it wont be worth the dozens of times it failed miserably.

Did alright today with RvP, although I was hoping Ben Arfa would do more. 63 is a good week though.

Today was awful to watch, knowing what he can be like. An absolute shadow of last season but I know its still in there and he'll find it soon. Not sure i'd have subbed him though.

I though he was marvellous today, such a class act. Excited to see him develop here.

I was willing him to do well today but the guy is so thick. Its painful to watch him play.

And just like that, the England team has become slightly more likeable.

Behind Shearer, he's the best I've ever seen at NUFC. Absolutely phenomenal today, he frequently took the piss out of Norwich. Absolutely love him!

To be honest I think we'll win today. Don't get this feeling often, especially as I get nervous against smaller clubs, but it'll be a solid 2-0.

If we had a squad, Gosling would be straight out the door but we dont. The only ones I'd let go are Xisco and Ranger, who basically don't exist.

A few years ago I was just chuffed that Mourinho knows who we are Now he's texting our manager, talking about us in the press etc. Jose, you've called it a difficult place to work - do you fancy the challenge of coming here and making it work? C'mon....

I thought I had a good week, then I see everyone's score in here

Just seen the Brum-Barnsley score. Holy shit

Brilliant

Double for Tricky Dicky Lambert, clean sheet for McAuley and domination for Baines. Just need Captain Hatem to obliterate Norwich tomorrow.

HA! Justice is done, thank you Kevin Treat yourself with an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Winning. Charlie Sheen jokes are soooo 2011, mate.

RICKY LAMBERT!!!!!!!

Referee tackled from behind and infront at the same time

Wish Everton would stop this

Hardly, most of their defence is missing, down to 10 and playing a very, very good Everton side. Swansea are far from dreadful. They were outplayed with 11 men too.

Swansea are dreadful, absolutely dreadful.

Same here, I went with Hatem.

All my players are at home except Baines and Van Persie. So expecting returns from Lambert, Maloney, McAuley, Ben Arfa and Hazard It couldn't possibly be worse than last week.....

Nathan Dyer sent off after 12 minutes on the pitch Moron.