Ketsbaia

It's like an episode of QI in here

This one word will spark all sorts of nonsense in upcoming pages. Brilliant

Class

Greg Clarke will be fuming

Bally obvs

Another miserable week where every well-owned player I don't have (can't get 'em all) just happens to deliver - Kane, Chilwell, Bamford, Werner, Fernandes, Vardy. Not even a couple of blanks from them, nope

If Solskjaer stays at Man Utd that'd be hilarious, like :lol:

Yeah, this weekend has been my biggest rise in forever. Nothing incredible but it's gone from 1m to 650k - only Justin playing tomorrow though.

There's no actual reason to be negative, it's just that this thread turns into a depression if it doesn't get a semi-positive ITK update every 48 hours.

It's torture not having Kane this weekend. Just about got away with it on Monday night but over 40% of teams have (and probably captain) him.

Combine Everton and Leicester

Fair play to them

I remember they had Ooijer, as I would keep saying his name like Randy Savage would Also, did fans chant Gilles De Bilde to Bob the Builder? If not, missed opportunity.

Nice to see they've gave him a little respect.

Mimms, Ando and Money Mike Ashley (yes, genuinely) are the three real ITKs here.

Mimms can only get better :whistle:

Penn should honestly just fuck off now. Beyond tedious.

Those loaves represent Steve Bruce, who'll be on the chopping board by the weekend.

Just an unlucky week for most. I've kept my head above water thanks to Ings, McCarthy and Jimenez but Captain Salah could've easily delivered, Grealish had a shot cleared off the line, Mitchell and Coady lost their clean sheets in injury time. Oh but Justin's clean sheet is intact on the bench And tonight might hurt, as a non-Kane owner.

It'll be something that vaguely confirms stuff we already know, just not the wider public. Inject the hope straight into my veins

I hope Brucie knows this. That wasn't made clear enough.

With so many goals right now, it's difficult to do well - my players score, all the others score too It's tough being without Kane and Rodriguez but you can't have them all.

Can-tastic news

Quite a compliment, considering your 'reigning champion' posts in the other thread

As if anyone cares about a guy found behind a dumpster and how Sunderland have done in their tour of shanty towns