Ketsbaia

Neymar, Mbappe and Icardi up front, yet a shower of dross everywhere else. Draxler, Sarabia, Sergio Rico, Paredes, Choupo-Moting, Kehrer etc.

The PL are caught between pissing off clubs/Qatar and yet not having a reason to reject. Maybe they actually want government interference, in order to pass the blame onto them? Sorry Liverpool, sorry Spurs, sorry gorilla mitts but they told us to accept it.

Woooop

Really excited for this one. That miss by Neymar though!

Not sure if anyone has been paying attention, but the FPL winner has been disqualified for a racist comment made against Sterling in a private chat. Someone grassed him up and they've taken the title away from him. Obviously he's done a bad thing and should be punished in public for this..... although I didn't think they'd say he didn't win.

Haddaway Tyler is on the case as we speak, probably.

Just have to hope that we can scrape another season with this lot. Buy a striker, a few loans and Jeff Hendrick.

Better than Bentaleb and M Longstaff, let's just hope he's not our marquee signing

Personally dealing with it, you say? Oh perfect. Nothing to fear I'm confused though, I thought journalistic god and overall good guy Luke Edwards said Ashley didn't want PIF because of that totally real but un-googlable media mogul.

Hope Sancho stays. I really don't want to dislike him. Plus, lets be honest, he can do better than Man Utd.

Feels like a three-legged race

He calls himself a 'fun loving geordie' so he seems legit.

It does feel incredibly odd being on the same side as Ashley. Sticking with the wrestling theme, it's like those awkward tag teams who don't get along but somehow still have the belts. Is the world ready for such mega powers teaming up?

If PIF persist with this bid, it'll be fascinating to see what breaks the deadlock. PL know they can't legally reject it, otherwise they already would have. But they don't want to piss off Qatar and the PL adult table. One of them has to happen.

Kane definitely has to be sold here

I'd be shocked if there was a genuine reveal here

And? He fouled the player, it's 100% a pen. I'm the only one who thinks he didn't.

But Koulibaly didn't even know Messi was there, he was just kicking the ball away. No intent.

That is outrageous

Was semi-excited for this and it's already all over

It does feel like every centre back either plays for Brighton, or is on loan from them.

Yeah, didn't think they'd quite blatantly give up like this.

Best thing about the last week is that we've pulled on the heartstrings of the consortium. If they were ready to give up, we've gave them energy to keep fighting and if next week's definitive decision is a bad one, at least we forced an answer. We'll just have to survive another season until Staveley finds the next buyer.

It's like when Italy went from baggy 90s shirts to skin-tight Kappa tops that weren't customer-friendly.