Ketsbaia

He's such a tease

Roy Keane will be livid at this. Pussies.

Bonfire Night is a Friday too, so probably around 3pm

Sick of hearing how confident the buyers are. They'd say the glass is half-full when its empty. Burnt too many times.

Just needs Mimms for the hat-trick.

It does feel like it'll eventually happen but - at the same time - this is Newcastle United

Surprised a PL loan spot is being wasted like that.

Wildcarded in GW4 for this day - having Alex McCarthy with Fraser Forster on the bench. A solid 75pt week

Grigg's has severe burns from being on fire for so long?

He'll bring the disco times back to SJP

This thread been taken over by stupidity, therefore belonging in the takeover thread. Maybe.

I was confident but the silence has been a bit too long tbh. And Liam Kennedy has gradually toned down the deal's inevitability, saying it could happen, he hopes it will etc.

Oh yeh, plus Charlie Taylor limping off after 8 minutes to rob him of an easy clean sheet.

This midweek is an FPL massacre. Just have to hope you can get 9 or 10 players out there.

Spurs v Fulham looking unlikely for tomorrow. We're already approaching the winter break and FA Cup, maybe it's best to postpone it all for a couple of weeks.

Totally forgot we had Fraser tbh. We'll use the two PL loans and that's it imo.

I didn't even watch us in a cup quarter final because I just feel no connection with this lot. It's purely just the name, the stadium and the stripes.

Steve's Breakfast Club

The more they talk, the less I believe.

Dodgeball

Home Alone with the Pigeon Lady

Brutal timing Set to be our Pochettino though :'( :'(

Great British Bacon Off

Ahhh nice one, HTT. Take as long as you want with your posts