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Not having De Bruyne, Vardy or Antonio for their two games will be painful. Just a question of how big will the ranking drop be

Guardiola said he was too tired to take their penalty the other night. They rely on him so much, though.

Donald Trump. Boris Johnson. Katie Hopkins. Luke Edwards. The Mount Rushmore of cunts.

It's going to be painful without De Bruyne this week - feels like everyone is buying and captaining him Two home games too.

Money Mike Ashley's new gimmick seems to be to re-appear, post ITK stuff and delete it. So I'm convinced the Shola plan will happen. Has to

Fuming at that. Assuming Lacazette blanks, this Free Hit has been a disaster. Already had Kane, Dias and De Bruyne. The rest is just appearance points!

Man city play villa in game 19 It's a double gameweek for many and Villa are hoping to still have two - replacing Everton with us.

Just realised that we're away to Fulham on the last day. Oh shit.

These few weeks have been insane. All these postponements, now with Villa v Everton and Leeds v Southampton off. Sounds like our match at Villa is replacing the Everton one in GW19

It's like this

Diego Goodnight is a great, great name.

His head should be on a stick by now. A disgrace to human life.

A broom. Anything.

If the takeover is progressing well, this has to be the night where they have a word with Ashley. Sack Bruce now because we won't be buying a Championship club.

That team is tragic. Fucking hell.

No idea who to go with on Free Hit - it's basically depends on Rashford v Lacazette

Or Yedlin

Borja Valero

I'd flipped back towards no Free Hit, then it's revealed that Calvert-Lewin is injured :lol: Chaos

Tottenham vs Fulham has now been confirmed for Wednesday, replacing Aston Villa vs Tottenham

It's a unique season - I think Everton v Man City and Spurs v Fulham were cancelled within the few hours before kick off. I think an announcement is expected today though, as there's a chance that Spurs v Fulham could be moved (at the very last minute) to Wednesday to replace their Villa match. Chaos, basically

Pure bellends are Spurs, like

That, plus the teenage girls drinking Prosecco out of their plastic flutes :lol:

It's hard not to be patronising to Marine but this is all so cute. The gardens

Add a decent manager and one decent midfielder, we'll be much better.