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Jay Bothroyd, man. This is too much.

Hope they take Carroll off while he's 'Orange Inj' in case it turns into a 'Red Inj'

Take Andy off while his stock is still high. He's made a good first impression, but now its time to go.

Gareth Barry substituted. Promising.

"How do we get more from Andy Carroll?" This is mint

Some quality booing there. England are proving they're still a horrific team, although Carroll has been very impressive. Either take him off at half time, or bring on a proper strike partner for him. Having said that, I doubt this team could even score in a brothel Kevin Nolan house party.

Its absolutely surreal seeing a Newcastle player getting hyped like this. I'm so used to getting hated on

Carroll's doing well out there. Needs a strike partner though

C'MON ANDY!

Andy didn't sing. The Sun: "DISGRACE AS NEWCASTLE STAR SAYS HE HATES HIS COUNTRY."

The back 5 pages of The Sun were pretty much dedicated to him today.....he's definitely made it now! My nerves of seeing him get hurt overshadow the excitement I feel for him, unfortunately.

Excited for an England match.....this doesn't feel right!

Australia will get 2022, really. Blatter would love a North and South Korea one too......his ego couldnt pass it up.

Nervous. They'll send him back injured.

Worse performance than West Ham's against us the other week. And at that time I said I'd never seen any team play so badly. Chelsea were embarassing and any team in the world could've beaten them yesterday.

I want him to play because scoring against France, at Wembley, on your debut is exactly what Shearer did. But we need him against Bolton, so we come first. Conflicted. EDIT: Goddammit M4!

I would say if we finish 8th I'd drink my piss, but we know where that leads......

Thanks Niel, looks like I'm changing tactic this week

No. You can set how your captain is chosen if your normal one doesn't work - either by form or value. So say I made Xisco captain (knowing he'll not play) and Bale gets 20 points that day. Bale has better form so he's automatically made captain? Just trying to get my head around this.

I admit I should go to far more games. But nowadays, the atmosphere can be pretty embarassing as it feels like a library at times. There'll be days like Sunderland where the atmosphere is electric, but they're too few and far between. I'd enjoy games a lot more if there was more noise and hence would go back more often. Paying £25 to sit amongst people that enjoy misery so much, they're actively waiting for a mistake doesn't appeal to me.

So if your captain doesn't play, it automatically switches to the highest scoring player that weekend? I have an idea......

Arsenal 2-3 West Brom Arsenal 0-1 Newcastle Chelsea 0-3 Sunderland Chelsea 3-4 Newcastle Liverpool 1-2 Blackpool Man United 2-2 West Brom Liverpool going out to Northampton in the cup .....what is going on?

looking at the scoreboard on telly......it just doesnt look right, man. i hope chelsea dont win the league now, because as champions of this country that was absolutely diabolical. and unforgivable.

no offence, but this has nothing to do with sunderland because any team in the WORLD could've won this match. this is all about chelsea's dramatic collapse. decimated by injuries, in poor form, a subs bench resembling a school trip......they never looked bothered. if they cared, they'd have won this. when you take off malouda after 55 minutes, theres something seriously wrong there.