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Well I've heard Denayer doesn't believe in vaccines or the holocaust.

Also, Bellagraph is what I shout to myself whenever Luke Edwards dribbles nonsense for his paper

I'd put money on this failing. And so would Chopra.

The last thing we need is centre backs and average midfielders Just don't sell anyone* and loan/buy a striker, left-back and good midfielder. * apart from nobodies like Murphy, Muto and Saivet

He's always said that it'd never happen, due to his Espanyol links. Let's see if he means it.

Game is open for next season They've made it even more unbalanced by classifying Aubameyang, Rashford and Greenwood as midfielders.

Gutted for Barca but even more gutted to have missed this. Sounds as iconic as the 7-1, let's see if Bayern peaked too soon.

Feels like a terrible day to have been away from Twitter and football One text about the takeover, yet 17 new pages on here? Instead of reading them all, is there any solid reason to believe this is game over?

That Sabitzer pass was insanely good

Says a Newcastle fan...... I've barely watched us since Bruce arrived - maybe 5 or 6 times.

Don't know why I bothered watching this, knowing Atletico are involved.

Calling themselves Rich Energy when it's 29p at Poundstretcher

Feels like these energy drinks are as mythical as Henry Mauriss. I'm sure Luke Edwards will be posing with a can of it this afternoon.

Just need the government to interfere, so the PL don't get sued yet can deflect the blame for their Qatari pals. If we focus on the city investment, Ashley 'saving the high street' with £300m and get the Reubens to have a word with their high-up pals..... maybe it'll get them involved?

No way is thie guy real. He's just like Haddaway Tyler, except he's not chasing down Masters.

Ashley? Hmm ok. More hateable footballer?

Can't think of anyone more hateable in football than Neymar.

So cruel, man. Haven't been this gutted about a goal in ages. PSG pricks.

Ahhhh shit

Neymar, Mbappe and Icardi up front, yet a shower of dross everywhere else. Draxler, Sarabia, Sergio Rico, Paredes, Choupo-Moting, Kehrer etc.

The PL are caught between pissing off clubs/Qatar and yet not having a reason to reject. Maybe they actually want government interference, in order to pass the blame onto them? Sorry Liverpool, sorry Spurs, sorry gorilla mitts but they told us to accept it.

Woooop

Really excited for this one. That miss by Neymar though!

Not sure if anyone has been paying attention, but the FPL winner has been disqualified for a racist comment made against Sterling in a private chat. Someone grassed him up and they've taken the title away from him. Obviously he's done a bad thing and should be punished in public for this..... although I didn't think they'd say he didn't win.

Haddaway Tyler is on the case as we speak, probably.