Ketsbaia

PELANTY!!!!

Nah he's been sent off

that is wrong. just completely wrong. another match ruined by a red card, thanks to a shitty ref

I cannot believe they've messed up. How can you mess up black and white stripes? Unbelievable. Now theres a decision to make because I promised I'd buy the new home kit, but theres no way I'm buying that crock of shit. Thumbs down

Special One TV is back, with the Mourinho, Sven and Rooney puppets. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/clips/p008c2ln bit with benitez is funny

That is shit news of the highest order. What the hell are we going to do?

Those Maradona and Messi pics are fantastic. First there was the Getafe goal, and now this.

Yep, absolute Judas. He could've waited.

what a clown

What the hell was the goalie thinking?

they're absolutely fantastic. and our boy jonas is part of them

Jonas you bellend. Can't see him getting back in the team after the ban.

He realised suicide wasn't the way out. He had an epiphany.

Demichelis is a mess, like. Since the Brazil-Nkorea match the standard of matches has been much higher. Mercifully!

Jonas hasn't even tried to take people on, not like for us.

and he/she doesn't know if its a saturday or sunday yet

He's had a great year with Man United, to be fair

ITV already starting to go to town on Jonas. Dunno why Maradona persisted with him at RB though. 6 goals today

-Argentina -At least one team not to score in Greece-Nigeria

Its a mixed bag for me. Would've preferred a winnable first match and a nice run-in, however the run-in is half-impossible, half-winnable. Lets hope we're safe before those. The big shocker (in a nice way) is Boxing Day, and theres not a lot you can say about the rest. Lets rape the Premiership (Souness and Pardew style!)

I love that one

South Africa, mate. They're playing South Africa. Wow, I'm in trouble

Are Uruguay playing Gary Barlow? Maybe I'm going deaf.

A GOAL FROM OUTSIDE THE BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!! We've waited far too long

Chile are dangerous though, could see it being a high scoring game if this WC wasn't so fucking impotent goal-wise. They're dangerous from an attacking sense, but they look vulnerable at the back, which plays into Spain's hands. Exciting game for the neutral though.