ChrisMcQuillan

Corner to Sunderland.

Ryan Taylor embarrassed already.

No offence by why have you only been a fan since 2002? Because I didn't like football before then Queer alert.

Couldn't make it up.

Are they always right though? Just thought other outlets would have started reporting it by now. I don't know, man. Just reporting what they're saying.

Was just on Sky Sports News.

Would be canny if the players was of somewhat quality as well. Funny how Pardew rattles on about being 'prepared' for the match. The irony.

Hitler's moving into Poland, in other recent developments.

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The Mouth of Sauron speaks when he chooses.

Pardew said it "hasn't been possible" to get a LB or Striker in for this.

FFS.

Bad result at SJP on Saturday and at Sunderland and I think he's going to come under serious pressure.

No.

He could win. He could try signing a striker.

So Enrique, Tavernier, Xisco and Airey all left today. :fwap:

6 weeks from today is 22nd September, highly doubt we'll see him before October. Oh and the QPR game is Monday 12th Sept, then we have Villa away on 17th. Can't see him back in training for these. Out for an entire year then. Thank you, Nigel De Jong.

Why is it always us that gets screwed over, though? First day of the season. Liverpool and PSV have the Left Backs they want, and we don't have ANY.

What I want: Krul Simpson Williamson Coloccini Jonas (Fergie if fit) Barton Cabaye Tiote Obertan Marveaux Ba What we'll actually get: Harper S. Taylor Williamson Coloccini Simpson Gosling Cabaye Tiote Jonas Ameobi Ba

This. If he wants to go, fair enough and thank you for being an amazing player for us. To go into the first game of the PL season without a left back is disgusting, however.

Be gracious in defeat. Nah, hands held high, mate. It's a great gesture.

Suppose he has to get rid of the £35 million somehow, between those tacky Season Ticket pin/card packs and this

Wow. Someone's obviously injected Fat Ashley with a huge dose of heroin.

He got booked in Ghana.