ChrisMcQuillan

Do we really have to hear how old Ryan Giggs is every time he touches the ball?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-13321267 Excuse for another minute's silence at Anfield?

If he got sent off for a professional foul, would he just be banned for two?

This.

Pretty fucking harsh yellow, tbf.

LMAO re: Nolan.

Tiote booked because Derbyshire slipped.

Almost a sexy goal. Unfortunately, in the end, it was shit.

It's good Krul's making these mistakes. He needs to learn.

Brilliant Jonas.

If we don't get that third goal, it'll end 2-2.

Cause he's a Newcastle player, and we should applaud the effort he does put in. He tries his best. It's not his fault he's awful and we don't sign anyone better.

Well, at least it's exciting now.

Former player curse

Tbf to Taylor, he's far more of a goal threat than Williamson.

Takes Shola onto 70 goals for us now, that. Quite terrifying that, by the time he retires, he could have scored half Shearer's total for us.

He's a seriously great penalty taker. Why can't he hit the ball when it's not sitting on that spot?

Our best penalty taker, tbh. But he's also been seriously awful today.

Now watch us miss the pen

I'm a dead man.

As it stands, we're mathematically safe.

Judas! Be careful Chris, Derek will be on ur case Couldn't believe when I read that story. Not only are we meant to not complain about our star player being sold, but we best be careful not to upset his new fans. God, I hate Liverpool, man.

Judas!

The fact that they know they are considered w*** and still can't rise to the occasion just confirms their wankness tbh. Doesn't help that we completely lack a creative midfielder atm. Nolan doesn't pass forward, just look at his Chalkboards, and Tiote isn't that kind of player. Barton struggles to get involved in matches anymore now Carroll's gone, so really we rely on Jonas. The only time Lovenkrands ever looks good is when Jonas actually spots his runs and plays the ball through. I do feel sorry for Lovenkrands to an extent. He is poor, but his teammate don't do him any favours.