ChrisMcQuillan

Wasn't going to apply to this game. Kicks in after I think.

Oh Christ don't play Perch on Saturday...

Caller says "Play your best players in their best position." Pardew writes it down in the studio

Denies the N'Zogbia transfer was ever on the cards. There was no bid. There was a tiny enquiry, but that was it.

Admits Routledge left because he was almost certain there'd be a replacement coming in. In hindsight, letting him go was probably a mistake.

Says Ranger's in his thinking for Wolves.

Glad he was put in front of the press by himself cause Ashley and Llambias etc are useless at talking.

This. Made the entire interview worthwhile tbh. And I thought he was correct re: Stoke. We dealt with Stoke's long throws and set plays fine. It was general mistakes cost us.

Admits Steven Taylor was poor, and would have played Guthrie instead of Simpson if he had to choose again. Much better.

"One or two players in in the summer" ...

Wolves' top league scorer has 6, not 5 Alan. Pardew needs to fire his Facts Department.

Wonder if thats true or they talk bollocks like our medical team. Our medical team don't overstate injuries though. If they're like our medical team, Doyle will be out for eighteen months.

I didn't catch it, but that sounds like he means we won't be signing 'big' names - where does that suggest that we won't sign anyone? I said 'big'. He was saying we have to wait and see how things evolve. Sounded like he meant 'see if anyone else signs them first'.

Stephen Ireland is not 22 you utter mongoloid.

Already downplaying our chances of making big signatures in the summer. Great. Why can't we just sign people like everyone else manages to, Alan!?

"Everton were just better on the day. We have to accept that." Maybe cause you played Steven fucking Taylor at RB, Alan.

Video's from 2009

One thing that has become clear is that N-O is in no way indicative of fan attitudes amongst the general support. Sometimes that's a good thing, and sometimes it isn't. The appreciation for Steven Taylor is a fine example of the latter.

Get a court order for him to live with Nolan for a month. Kevin Nolan's Football Woe Support Clinic. Building You Up For A Brighter Anfield, I Mean, Tomorrow...

Note to Barton: If you're going to assault someone, just do it off camera and you'll be fine.

Who the hell's Dave Vera Lynn..

He must be completely f***ing fed up. Aye, he's a footballer and he's still getting paid but to know you have the ability and not be able to get on the pitch must be heartbreaking. He's been there nearly 4 years now and I barely even think of him as a Man Utd player. This is it. You've got to feel for the lad. Absolutely gut-wrenching luck with injuries. His only hope is to have a solid pre-season someone and rebuild his strength up completely. He should go to a Championship team or something, with less pressure. Then again, he's exactly the sort of person we'd try and sign.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/mar/26/owen-hargreaves-manchester-united