Big River

there's no guarantee his system will ever even work in the Prem managers here are a lot better than in Portugal, they'll have it sussed within a few months. the fact he is so tactically rigid would be my biggest worry if I was Man U supporting scum. he seems like an alright fella, just massively out of his depth in this league at that team. hope they stick with him and give him billions to spaff on wing backs.

taxi for Enzew

don't want to be dramatic, but I might kill myself if it looks like that

snide version of the barcode has popped up, can't vouch for the quality or seller but here's the link in case anyone wants to take a punt: https://shop.hongdafootballclub.org/products/2023-2024-newcastle-united-home-soccer-jersey-mxzs-ulhd-b116-hix7-17oy-jg3n-dtao-rhmi-6bsf

ISAK, ISAK, ISAK ISAK ISAK to the tune of attack attack. it’s right there man!

someone bump the Merino thread

what perks does that get you? we have a high chief in the family, I might be able to get an invite.

was just being bitter and twisted as per Vlad’s post tbh wouldn’t be surprised if some of our fans clap him though. fucking wet wipes. kid gets more respect than players who actually play for us.

it’s gone bloody woke. I haven’t seen anything from this lad that suggests he’s anything other than absolutely shite and a waste of space. Murphy is better. Miley is better than Anderson too. we could go out and sign Salah and people would still be whining about a lad who didn’t kick a ball for us. it’s bizarre.

Puke Edwards apologising for asking an “indulgent” question, as if he doesn’t do it every fucking week. Eddie made him look like a right mug, again.

it looks snide like

all the safe standing has gone, hopefully to supporters who want to contribute to the noise and get behind the team! got ours right next to them in block 132. howay the Wembo Magz!

so not only did you create that abomination, you bought the shirt from Sports Direct what the fuck were you thinking?

there were quite a few designated toon bars around Kings Cross. organised through NUSC (I think), The Dolphin, The Boot etc we done them all on the Saturday, some better than others, but it was a class day best bit about the weekend. will probably do that again!

this is very funny. really top quality stuff every time

they'll want to be part of the atmosphere, just not be the ones who help create it. consumers

still haven't had an email (pot 2)

WELCOME TO NUFC 🔥 TIME TO SHINE

there wasn't even any stewards on our turnstile. all electronic with some half arsed security once you were already inside

there's about 31k season ticket holders according to this

it's a bit shit how members who have been to every cup game have the same priority as ST holders who haven't bothered their arse all season.

it'll be 3 or half 4

that is horrific

no you mad man, it was a replica from DH