Big River

no you're not

attempted the home based on leaks: fwiw the pattern is meant to be shepherd's plaid which would be this: not sure how you'd get that into a design without it looking terrible

does that cover the bit of road going down past the Costa/Nero/whatever it is as well?

the bloke who couldn't get anywhere near Longstaff?

but we'd never have that night against PSG. that was incredibly special. also, fuck Villa.

chinese kids are known for their massive heads

really liked the look of Hojlund when he was at Atalanta, seemed like he had insane pace, which reminded me a bit of Bellamy. whether it's injuries, tactics, the league, whatever, he never seems to utilise it. always playing with his back to goal trying to operate in tight spaces. he'd be much better at a different team, which you can probably say for 90% of that squad.

I'd guess it's probably going to be a darker blue. saying as the away kit is meant to be "saudi green" again. and the home one is rumoured to be primarily white.

I didn't get an email whatsoever, btw. Pot 2. still logged on and got tickets though. I wouldn't trust their email system at all.

there's no guarantee his system will ever even work in the Prem managers here are a lot better than in Portugal, they'll have it sussed within a few months. the fact he is so tactically rigid would be my biggest worry if I was Man U supporting scum. he seems like an alright fella, just massively out of his depth in this league at that team. hope they stick with him and give him billions to spaff on wing backs.

taxi for Enzew

don't want to be dramatic, but I might kill myself if it looks like that

snide version of the barcode has popped up, can't vouch for the quality or seller but here's the link in case anyone wants to take a punt: https://shop.hongdafootballclub.org/products/2023-2024-newcastle-united-home-soccer-jersey-mxzs-ulhd-b116-hix7-17oy-jg3n-dtao-rhmi-6bsf

ISAK, ISAK, ISAK ISAK ISAK to the tune of attack attack. it’s right there man!

someone bump the Merino thread

what perks does that get you? we have a high chief in the family, I might be able to get an invite.

was just being bitter and twisted as per Vlad’s post tbh wouldn’t be surprised if some of our fans clap him though. fucking wet wipes. kid gets more respect than players who actually play for us.

it’s gone bloody woke. I haven’t seen anything from this lad that suggests he’s anything other than absolutely shite and a waste of space. Murphy is better. Miley is better than Anderson too. we could go out and sign Salah and people would still be whining about a lad who didn’t kick a ball for us. it’s bizarre.

Puke Edwards apologising for asking an “indulgent” question, as if he doesn’t do it every fucking week. Eddie made him look like a right mug, again.

it looks snide like

all the safe standing has gone, hopefully to supporters who want to contribute to the noise and get behind the team! got ours right next to them in block 132. howay the Wembo Magz!

so not only did you create that abomination, you bought the shirt from Sports Direct what the fuck were you thinking?

there were quite a few designated toon bars around Kings Cross. organised through NUSC (I think), The Dolphin, The Boot etc we done them all on the Saturday, some better than others, but it was a class day best bit about the weekend. will probably do that again!

this is very funny. really top quality stuff every time

they'll want to be part of the atmosphere, just not be the ones who help create it. consumers