themanupstairs

Souness talking sense, again.

What did he say? and where's this on?

Owen will score. Nailed on.

I wouldn't say he's thin just petit.

I'm baffeled as to how watching yootube videos of a guy doing nothing but score goals could lead someone to the opinion that he's s***?

 

"I refuse to believe what I'm seeing!"

 

Err did I say he was s***?? 

 

You watched a video of him scoring goals then declared you think you could get someone better, which is confusing. I don't think you could and Newcastle should be bloody delighted if they get someone of Gameiro's level this summer.

 

well its just that some of those goals look like scruffy  shots instead of clean strikes of a predatory striker. That is the impression that I get from watching the youtube video, could be wrong of course

unbelievable! how about the other half which are thunderbolts or cheeky lobs?

new page! thank fuck!

Hope Man Utd teach them a footballing lesson tonight. Barca are like the most beautiful woman on the planet, who you've chatted up, taken back to your place, got her knickers off, and found fresh skidmarks. Scum.

So hypothetically we spend:

15m on Gervinho

12m on Gameiro

 5m on Cabaye

That's the 35m already spent, and the forward line seriously strengthened. With Abeid already signed it seems, I don't mind that being the cash outlay, with more coming in after some player sales (and a couple of freebies) provided they are not counter-productive sales.

So let me summarise

 

As of 27/5 at 7.45 it looks like

 

1) we are about to lose 3 of last seasons most influential players in Jose Barton and Nolan

 

2) our top 2 striking targets gervinho and Gameiro want other clubs

 

3) weve signed an 18 year old lens reject

 

What was that song by D:REAM

UR THE BEST THING!? 

We could do with another quality CB agreed but Adams was finished 10 years ago man.

If nothing else, for the sole purpose of preventing him from scoring against us.

 

a.k.a "The Ryan Taylor Trick"

We should go for Tchoyi as well while we're at it

Wilson Palacios. 100%.

fo' real? fuck that if true

Hasn't Spear got an awful attitude?

 

Said he didn't want to be here on Facebook/Twitter?

FB I think it was, and it was a while ago no?

Hasn't Spear got an awful attitude?

Haven't the foggiest mate. I just remember him being quite a coveted 16 year old when he joined us a couple years back.

Nice. Can never have enough of these kind of signings, nothing to lose.

hopefully one or two will get a few places on the bench or the matchday squad this season. Aaron Spear, Yven Moyo, and this lad.

I'm also hoping there's more to come from Vuckic, Kadar and Soderberg, as well as the host of local players like Richardson, Airey and McDermot.

aaaand down!

Roberts should have scored! Could have put Wolves right in it with 4 conceded.

What a goal Pavlyuchenko! Fuck Brum

Nice finish Downing. Villa 1-0 up

He's a winger though isn't he?

 

The last player we had of Reunion heritage was pretty good though

Exactly why I want him at NUFC. They tend to do pretty well for us.

I'm hoping it's Dimitri Payet.

Sunderland?

He's obviously not going to leave us for them like is he?

What club is he allowed to goto then?

Any other club. Literally anywhere else but that cesspool.

Defoe says he wants first team football, him and Demba Ba as our new strikeforce?

 

 

We could construct a better strikeforce with the players we have now, if they were fit.

 

Yes, of course we could. You won't name them though, because they're just in your head.

 

Defoe is better than all of our strikers, full stop.

 

I'd rather have Best and Ben Arfa leading the attack than Jermain Defore and Demba Ba any day of the week.

 

I suppose i've also dreamt up the fact that Defoe's managed a pitiful 4 goals this season in a team superior to ours. Time to do your research before spouting the same old rubbish.

Rather have Defoe and Best up front with HBA right behind slipping through balls into them all day long

Still looks tera like. The only plus point is the "1892". Having toon army on the back collar was a joke

the gold looks canny

I think he's more 'Dowied' about the suggestion that Milner may have had pace to burn.

Yup. Now that I've read my original post again, I can see why it would insinuate that. Just meant he's like Milner, but nimbler than Milner