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Good news. Think he will do very well here

"Just went to play paintball with the guys. I killed`em all...."

Sounds like swedish FA and Ashley have things in common. I agree with them on the part with fireworks, it looks cool, but its just to risky at a packed stadium. Last week 3-4 people was treated for 2nd degree burns after the Lillestrøm v Vålerenga match in Norway. http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ515JQ4TDDfjJ2d4cZlK2ndOXvoCeyBwoz3MpwcX6cRBXkP2jAuQ

When does Colos contract run out? He will be 30 in January right?

Get the FUCK in! I love that man!

Where did you get those stats mate? I use Guardian Chalboards usually, but swear half of it is made up! I use Statzone on the Iphone. All info is from Optastats. Highly recommended!

Just checked the stats from the match. goal attempts 21 - 3 Passes 382/455 - 174/259 Completed% 84 - 67 Possession% 63,4 - 36,6 Crosses 10/29 - 3/11 Tiote had 74 passes, 68 was succesfull, 2nd best was Cabaye, 54/63. Colo 41/43, sick. Attacking third passes: Ovbertan 25/35 Cabaye 13/18 Best 13/15 Our passing game is so much improved, very good to see!

We are used to pessimistic, but i am starting to turn over. Our French players is just lovely. Ba, he is like a teddybear, just want to hug him, sounds so nice

Tiote is back indeed. Its so good to see him in good form, our most important player by a mile. I have missed a player like him in Newcastle for 10 years.

Ba sounds like a very likable lad! Absolutely love players like him, so down to earth, i admire it. If i was a footballer and earned 50k a week i would be a fucking cunt. Attitude like Balotelli and look like Givet

It was football porn. I just LOVE the football we are playing at the moment, i am genuinely excited Hope we can keep it going! jizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Class! :lol:

Doesn't make sense. Agree, no sense at all.

Will play at least 30 minutes my love i think. Hope so my love ( ) In a french newspaper today he said that now he could play in every game, but it's not what he should do. Just bring him little by little and Please give him the best reception saturday afternoon !!! That should not be a problem!

:lol: He was drunk on two occasions, point taken.

I would like to See Jonas and Obertan fight for the right position, However it must be done with a more balance approach. It really must depend on who is the fullback that is protecting the wings. For example if Ryan stuck in the left back position , Jonas should automatically start , due to his ability to track back and protect ever so often. But if we put Jonas on the right with Simmo at the back , we might loose a bit of fire power.... Simmo is a right back that rarely over laps and and attack. Maybe once or twice a game, therefore i believe Obertan is a better combination as he is a more direct attacking player. I have my doubts on jonas crossing and counter attacking abilities as he never gets his head up before he crosses or pick a pass, therefore his track record is obvious to everyone as long his habit doesnt change. Having his head down is probably also the reason why he often could dribble well and release pressure on team. Tbh i watched Marvx since he broke into the scene, he is a very intelligent player while attacking but provides very little protection as he wanders into dangerous advance positions. Santon is not a player i followed alot but from his videos , he looked a very attacking fullback that usually runs up the pitch nearly in every game. Therefore the contradiction...... with the pair of Marvx and Santon....unless they forgo a part of their natural game and be more discipline. Jonas and Santon is probably a more well balance team, as Santon is more attacking than Jose. They could cover one another and attack comfortably as well. That all being said, i believe they all could fit in the team....my preference would be: Striker Ben Afra Marxv Tiote Cabaye Obertan Santon Collo Taylor/Will Jonas Jonas is probably our most adaptable player in terms of his abilities ( Argentina) , i am very confident with his defensive abilities. The pair of Marvx and Santon will need help from the midfield and Collo to cover them when they go on the rampage... To summarize: Jonas = Attacking 6 defense 8 Marvx = Attacking 8.5 defense 5 Obertan = Attacking 6.5(?) Defensive (6) Santon = Attacking 8 Defensive 6(?) (Epl is different so lets see how he adapts ) Simmo = Attacking 5 Defensive 6.5 Obviously Simmo is the weak link in my opinion, if jonas could tweet his game.....and play full back positions( which i rate him half as one...) We could be sitting on a team of very talented ball possession players. It also allows us with very flexible substitutions. Hope Pardew Catches on.

Really? Who? Its so fucking stupid that people want Jonas out of the team. Please watch a match and see what Jonas does overall. Do not just watch his bad crossing He is in my eyes one of our most important players, his contribution to our team is immense. Play him on the right, Marv on the left, HBA in the middle. (After Santon are alive and kicking. Raylor need Jonas to cover his ass) One word: SEXY

Marveaux have to start. He have shown time and time again that he is good enough. Start him behind Best, Jonas and Marv out wide. Change Obertan for HBA around 60-65 min. Jonas RW, HBA CAM, Marv LW. If Marv is tired at the end, bring on Sammy, god bless him 2-0

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You lovely little puddle!

This club A whole day with excitement because of HBA! Then this fucking match. Classic NUFC. I LOVE IT! Never a boring day!

HAHAHASHSHAHA COLO!!!!!!!!! :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :love: :rose:

FFS, NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

Sammy is mint!

Anyone else see that penis in HBA mouth? Holy s***! Fuck sake haha