Neil

Haha have that you cunts.

After what feels like a load of shit games recently, both CL games have been brilliant entertainment tonight.

This is mental

Wait what

Haaland yet again. Absolutely obliterated a defender on his way too.

Rice, Cooper, Costa 1+ SOT each - 53/1

Siggy card 10/1 DCL assist 14/1

Think the point is they're going into those tricky games with momentum. Admittedly had some easy games recently but that's not their fault. Not sure about top 4 though. As things stand I think Chelsea are near enough a certainty so there's 1 place up for grabs. Depends if Leicester can get through their injuries, was a very good win for them at the weekend.

Ricardo anytime @ 11/1 SOT each - Ricardo, Gross, Tielemans @ 33/1

Nice bet that Joseph. Does anyone know if Ricardo is playing further forward again for Leicester? Can't work out their positions.

Inevitable Lewa hatrick

Inevitable Bayern winner

Where do we rate him in terms of the greatest strikers of the last 15-20 years?

And isn't that only because he scored like 5 in 20 minutes against them once? Obscene numbers.

You know those stats which you don't fully appreciate because you just get used to how ridiculously great a player is. Lewandowski has scored at least twice in his last 6 home games v Dortmund. That is genuinely mental.

It's genuinely a bit scary how good he is already. Imagine in a couple of years with more top level experience.

Various small stake bet builders on Elmo, Dendoncker, Adama and Coady to get cards. I'd appreciate the 4 fold coming in at 2200/1, I must say.

One thing I would say is a few people in here (me included) had similar thoughts with their last game when they got beat at Mansfield.

I feel like whenever I'm on Morecambe or even just wondering how they're doing, they're rubbish. Yet they seem to have been near the top of the league most of the season. Suffice to say I'm not on today, naturally.

Bogle anytime @ 14/1 Bogle and Hourihane anytime @ 89/1

Yeah mad that they were pretty poor at the start of the season. 12 points from first 8 games or something like that.

Love listening to Tuchel, I feel like I'm learning stuff each interview.

68 home games unbeaten to losing 5 in a row and no goal from open play in 10 hours. Unfortunate.

Again long shot small stake Werner 2 headed SOT - 150/1.

The league is so, so bad this season.