Neil

Still angry at Coote yesterday for the Roberts fiasco. Definitely feels like they've been a lot less willing to get cards out last couple of months.

This should be in by now.

Glutton for punishment. Again hes playing far further forward than he used to. Had 3 shots in the last game but couldn't find the net. 10/1 today, convinced its been priced up like he's a full back still. Tipped up by someone on Oddschecker 3 weeks in a row Yeah. he sometimes highlights some good angles. Some I agree with some I don't. This one I agree with but if no luck today will be leaving him (so get on him next game).

Glutton for punishment. Again hes playing far further forward than he used to. Had 3 shots in the last game but couldn't find the net. 10/1 today, convinced its been priced up like he's a full back still.

Rancid day too. Followed Wullies 2 games for 2 cards each, thought Watford game was near enough there with a card each first half. Cue absolutely nothing 2nd half, cool. Also had a bet builder treble let down by Stuttgart not scoring against 10 men for 80 minutes, first time they've blanked in ages. So yeah. Good news is I get to see us get mullered here.

I've just seen a replay of Roberts lunging from behind and getting nowhere near the ball. I know it's easy to say it's pocket talking, but it is genuinely one of the most nailed on yellow cards I've ever seen. Astonishing.

Coote can genuinely get in the bin. Starts giving cards out at right at the end after the man who shouldve got carded, goes off. Get fucked.

3rd favourite to get booked now too. Genuinely feel robbed here.

Unbelievable. He'll get subbed soon too.

Took Bamford out as he was doubtful and Raphinha on the bench. Opponent has Bamford and captain Raphinha PM me for FPL tips you won't see anywhere else.

Would've kept my free hit for an inevitable double gameweek in future but in the H2H league I'm in my opponent is playing free hit, which forced my hand. Team looks like I've had a total breakdown.

I'm with Ian on Roberts. With Bamford playing also Roberts probably a bit deeper, increasing chances of some shenanigans.

Canales 2 SOT @ 6/1 and 3 SOT @ 33/1

Lolz

Erm.....

Yeah shite night, annoying to get what seems good value and for them to be duds in the end. Move on.

Bacuna with 3 shots already, gonna be one of those nights.

Forgot to say - reason for that is because he's gone from being played at full back to basically in attacking midfield. Which in hindsight is a very important detail I missed out.

Bacuna looks a mad price to score for Cardiff. Scored twice in his last start. 17/2 anytime, 100/1 for a brace. Also not my tip but someone on Twitter pointed out Tunnicliffe's price for Luton. Been playing more advanced recently and scored a couple, 13/1 on PP (or was anyway) for a goal. Prices shortened a little but 89/1 double for both to score with Sky. Both with very winnable home games too.

Grim news in France, Di Maria and Marquinhos' houses were "violently robbed" with their families in. Nothing else confirmed but there are some reports of kidnap.

Nice one Nate, more fool me tbh. But seriously, kill me now.

Kill me now.

What channel is Seville derby on?

Same, looked at it and just thought nah, McSauce isn't getting another one so soon after breaking the streak.

Shout mate.