Neil

A mess of an assist, there. Not bad for 6 minutes work.

Like the one that went 20 yards in front of its intended target and out for a goal kick? Fun game this.

Here comes Bake Ham.

I was mindful of saying anything more due to Kevlaar's post right above mine. If I don't win my bet then someone on the forum winning over £500 isn't a bad thing.

No regrets about this one. 4/1 DNB for a team with a very good away record and PSG haven't exactly been invincible at home, long odds IMO.

1-1 out of nothing. Great header that.

This is piss poor stuff from Inter, it has to be said. Milan will be annoyed the game isn't already put to bed.

Great save from Abbiati. First real Inter chance.

San Siro currently experiencing the aftermath of Sunderland setting the transfer window alight.

Balotelli vs Handanovic Part III

Inter need something to get a foothold in this game. If Milan keep at it this could be a thrashing. Been all over them since the goal. Quite a few free kicks and already a few yellow cards. The makings of a red card sooner or later.

Moreover AC have Inter's number so far. Inter will do well to go in 1-0 down at HT and regroup.

Rinse and repeat. Yard either side and he scores. Milan's left hand side is dominating this game. Almost a patch on Leighton Baines.

Balotelli almost scores, brilliant save.

El Shaarawy, 1-0.

Balotelli misses a sitter.

The fuck's that thing on Palacio's head?

Marseille 13/2, what the hell? Tenner on Marseille DNB @ 4/1.

BTTS in the Milan derby.

Milan derby in 20 minutes.

You sure you're not mixing him up with Danny Fox? He's 17 and has looked well up to task this year whenever I've seen him. He's got a big future ahead.

Atletico 1-0 from the spot, with hundreds of billions of yellow cards.

A raucous succession of own goals.

Gary Monk. Get in.

And they don't. Greedy part of me says I could've made a lot more though if I'd gone for Newcastle on the straight win and Swansea -1, but never mind.