Neil

Such a troll handshake.

Are Villarreal really this bad that Real Madrid are the ones who look more likely to win it?

It would help if Villarreal actually committed some players forward.

Wtf?! Ozil off as well?!

Ramos off!

Make Kenny famous 2012.

Making a defensive mistake once, then again, then again, is pretty damn unlucky tbf to the dour mongoloid.

I hope Lawro is on. He was in the 5Live studio wearing his stupid fucking scarf around his stupid fucking neck below his stupid fucking expression on his stupid fucking face. Stupid fucker.

"Get lots of midtable players, midtable attitude and you eventually become a midtable club with midtable mentality. We don't deserve anything this season regarding the league." http://farm1.staticflickr.com/67/188738777_bedf47c197.jpg

This game is like a microcosm of our season - started slowly, built up steam, ending strongly but lacking incisiveness to take the points. Admittedly, we should have very clearly had a goal.

I think he's way ahead in terms of what he does. No-one else has the overall package he has and destroy teams so regularly. No-one comes close. Injuries aside, he will be greatest ever.

Could it just be the case here that Messi doesn't necessarily have to win the World Cup to be considered the greatest ever, likewise, if he does, he'll convince those who see the World Cup as that important to a player's all-time rating that he really is the best ever? In terms of sheer unwavering talent, he's the best I've seen. Hopefully there are many, many more years of him at this level. It's phenomenal how far ahead of everyone else he is.

Blackburn aren't completely out of the woods, but aye it's looking like it'll be three of you, QPR, Wigan and Wolves. This'll sound horrible but the whole Muamba thing could ignite the players into doing it for him and pull them out of trouble. Once they've got their head round it all of course. Wigan and wolves are certain, if QPR beat Sunderland then they could kick start their revival, but I don't think they will and it's possibly them. Got to wonder where that leaves them as a club, relegated and huge wage bill. Think that's a completely realistic thing to say, I'd almost not want to be playing Bolton. Wouldn't be surprised at all to see extra from them. Obviously, the football is secondary right at this moment.

10 + cup final + potentially 5 in CL. Barring an injury/serious burnout, I'd use the term "likely" regarding him getting 70 goals. Lost for words, really.

Beat Everton AND Liverpool? Can quite easily see it. 2 1-0 wins probably.

Honestly, I'd say Sunderland have a better chance. We freeze time and time against those cunts - see a whole week ago - and I can easily see it happening if we get past Sunderland.

Dortmund score in the last seconds and the ball bounces in off the keeper's back. They say you make your own luck.... David, you are one jammy fucking twat.

He's no Giggs, mind.

54 goals, 21 assists. 45 games.

Possession is king, so I hear.

Alves sent off. Granada pen number 2.

54 goals for Messi this season, fucking hell man.

Messi with yet another hatrick, because he can.

I think you'll find it was Giggs who secured a transfer to Barcelona in January and scored. He got to Barcelona in 9 seconds? Fair play to him.

4-2 Barca, Tello.