Neil

Howay then, let's get guessing. Fulham v Everton West Ham v Newcastle Man Utd v Brighton/Wrexham Chelsea v Swindon

"Unemployment in Peterborough has increased by 1.4% in the past 6 months. Here to discuss this is resident Peterborough bloke Barry Fry."

Barry Fry telling it as it is.

Decent game my arse, Maneesh.

Larsson on bet365 looks like he's going to kill someone. I realise that comment has little relevance, but I can't think of anything to say about this game.

Nope, not at all. We had a little run going on, 4 unbeaten, game against Bolton at home to make it 5, momentum. And then we deliver that shower of shit. Bordering on when then-bottom Nottingham Forest came to Goodison and outplayed us in the late 90s. I'm losing confidence in Moyes tbh. Fast.

I joke a lot of the time but we've had some absolute shockers this season. Even a Tim Howard goal couldn't hide the fact our game vs Bolton was offensive to anyone who follows football in any capacity. That match had some moments of quality (albeit not from the team you wanted), the Stoke match at Goodison by contrast was just soul-crushing. True, I remember you saying you watched it. Imagine cheering on the side who were the WORSE side in that game. Actually, just to give some comparison, we played comfortably better vs Stoke than we did against Bolton. Solid. It's been a magical season, Beren. Magical. If it's any console, I feel worse for Brummie! Although Villa have picked up of late, thankfully (for his sake!). That Sonia comment.

I feel sorry for Sessegnon, he really should be at a club with better players around him.

I joke a lot of the time but we've had some absolute shockers this season. Even a Tim Howard goal couldn't hide the fact our game vs Bolton was offensive to anyone who follows football in any capacity. That match had some moments of quality (albeit not from the team you wanted), the Stoke match at Goodison by contrast was just soul-crushing. True, I remember you saying you watched it. Imagine cheering on the side who were the WORSE side in that game. Actually, just to give some comparison, we played comfortably better vs Stoke than we did against Bolton. Solid. It's been a magical season, Beren. Magical.

I joke a lot of the time but we've had some absolute shockers this season. Even a Tim Howard goal couldn't hide the fact our game vs Bolton was offensive to anyone who follows football in any capacity.

Enjoyed the match report from Goodison yesterday, on Soccer Saturday. "Well Jeff, frankly in this 2nd half nothing's happened, even the 5,000 Tamworth fans have gone quiet although they've taken to booing Phil Neville for no apparent reason."

Espanyol-Barca later, should be good. Chelsea lead.

That went rather well. No, really, it actually did for once.

Do away with Gareth Southgate, Adrian Chiles and indeed the entire presenting team and they're onto something.

Fantastic footballer, one of the world's best finishers and criminally underrated. Plus, I totally would.

Udinese top of Serie A. Unlikely to be come 4pm admittedly but still, nice to see them very much in the title race. Di Natale. What a beautiful man.

Ferguson is surely telling his players to go for the jugular. The game's won, go and fuck them up.

Would've had a tidy profit if Malaga won last night but covered myself with the draw. Milan DNB Juve Roma

This has become an awful cup tie.

Game over.

He has left the ground with both feet, it has to be a red card.

Fabulous header.

Unique position. Also, already been discussed but I see that a fan shouting racial abuse (allegedly) to a player will be rightly banned from the ground and arrested. Suarez has been found guilty of racial abuse. Few games off, he'll be back. Justice.

All I know is you've had a few days where you've destroyed Man Utd 3-0 and you've just got through to the next round of the FA Cup with a last minute winner, and the other being an absolute wonder goal from Ben Arfa. Thought it'd be a time to enjoy things, not talk about the details of the board.