Neil

Pogba was "helpless" says the commentator. I can think of one thing he could have not done in order to help himself there.

It's such incredible, pathetic cheating from Lamela. But fuck it, it's Man Utd. Delicious.

I am so fucking erect.

How are these goals not going down as own goals?

Payet scores for Marseille then within 2 mins sent off. Football's gone mental today.

Ah I see. Why the fuck have Juve turned up to the game?

Am I reading this right? Napoli just didnt turn up against Juve?

This is OK.

What a game in Munich.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM Using the zero profit from this on Shelvey anytime card @ 5/1.

Mendy red card is 13/2 with Skybet but 22/1 with 365.

The worst nickname since Discman

Yeah, I've had a go on Leeds DNB @ 7/1.

Definitely not to nil.

Rodriguez is a sexy cunt. Pickford can play in traffic.

Reece James dropped, it's gonna be another fun one.

Just glad I didn't put a significant amount of money on Trump to win the election a few months ago at about 6/4. It'd be my usual luck, mind. Gets good value. Dies.

Yeah true, forgot about Fernandes' weekly penalty.

Is that on target? Seems a bit long but not by loads. Shots on target aren't as common as most people think.

Majestic, that.

9 out of 11 I think somehow the point remains.

If we're talking about the Real penalty then we're in the same camp. Genuinely didn't know what he'd given it for, even after the VAR.

2-3. Bloody boring Italian football once again.

Yeah he did really well for Sociedad last season. Was supposed to be there on a 2 year loan, but Madrid cut it short to bring him back. Was taken off at half time. No idea if he was injured. Kroos came off too but he was confirmed injured. Barcelona may be in turmoil but with Real Madrid relying on Benzema and Ramos they may end up winning the league by default. They've technically got a better front line. Not think Atleti have a chance?

Inter and Fiorentina not interested in defending so far, 2-2.