Neil

Man Utd a generous looking 4/5 for Sunday. And if that's generous, surely 4/11 DNB is an absolute nap?

21/10 bet365.

Both Villa and Newcastle have had solid starts but a) that doesn't mean there aren't big problems at each club and b) if either play like they did in their last game, that unbeaten start won't be lasting much longer.

Your computer is broken. Edit: oh, you didn't know what the button actually did.

Much a thread about nothing.

Same for me really. Had Lazio draw in my 4 fold earlier causing me to get 3 out of 4, and Spurs draw in my treble causing me to get 2 out of 3. Finished £31 in profit for the day thanks to the later treble. £31 profit is a pretty good day in my book. Past 3 or so weeks, I've been having a bit more success than normal because I've been - wait for it, it's shocking - betting on fewer teams. Hard not to be greedy but sticking to doubles/trebles has improved my form. That said it should be noted that my "normal form" is basically to lose everything, so it couldn't have really got any worse.

Well, after all that, that'll do. Udinese didn't deserve to win that at all and were very poor, so I'll count that as a rare bit of luck. Annoyed though, could've been a very good day if it wasn't for Lazio totally fucking up earlier.

Braga kill it off. 3-1.

Think it's Paddy Power who send me an email each week about what's going on, some cracking little reports they put together. e.g. from a few days ago: Arsenal look to be in a difficult group, but the way they're playing at the moment pretty much every group would have looked difficult for them. Even the most favourable of draws would be greeted by Gunners fans with a sharp intake of breath and a comment like 'Oh, I don't know. Verona Under 9s have been playing pretty well lately and Guiseppe Annoni is back for them after missing the last game due to a trip to Legoland with his mum. I'd be happy with a draw'. They kick off their campaign with arguably their trickiest assignment. Dortmund romped to the Bundesliga title last season and arguably even more impressive was holding on to most of their key players.

Immediately put a couple of quid on an Udinese draw because I know what my luck's like. Atletico and Anderlecht, even by my standards, are safe.

GOL GOL GOL UDINESE

Udinese with a header off the line, then miss a sitter. This happened in the Lazio match. Just fuck off man. Why do I get consistently screwed over?

Brum score.

Hold on? Howay man, they're all 2 goals up. I'm being screwed by Udinese currently. Could have picked AZ or Bruges but no, Udinese. I'm an idiot. At the moment Rennes look faster and stronger than all the Udinese players. This isn't looking likely at all.

Atletico 2-0.

2-0 Braga. Great strike.

Aye. Early goal suggested a thrashing but they've hung in there well and Braga haven't threatened loads since.

Di Natale is still, IMO, underrated. What a finisher.

Di Natale, I could kiss you.

Udinese have been fucking dreadful. They're making Rennes look like Real Madrid.

I'm an idiot.

Good start for you Ginola like! I'm already regretting betting on Udinese. There was a reason they were evens.

Well, about half 6 it was going very slowly for me, sometimes the pages were loading, sometimes not at all. But I was installing some updates on my laptop so perhaps something wasn't agreeing on my side. But just then 10 mins ago, wasn't loading at all. Fingers crossed it was just something extremely small and insignificant, working OK at the moment.

Website wouldn't load the past few minutes. Webpage not available. Dunno if there's anything of note?

Bang, 1-0 Braga.