Neil

It's the Dance Cam!

Oh no, a special guest.

He is not happy with Michael Kennedy.

Many, many lollipops.

Did he just say he revolutionised it?

Far right canal.

For a second I thought he was going to repeat the ARRRRR video.

You just love the Toon man. Might as well give up this Everton facade. http://files.sharenator.com/okay_face_Funny_Pics-s251x239-181817-580.jpg

I couldn't resist having a listen to this when I saw it was American commentary. Superb stuff. Taverneeay.

Bolton and Sunderland - which midfield will bore you into submission first?

Not really.

Only 3 weeks to go. Is it just me or does it feel like it's barely been away?

I can't wait.

If I don't laugh, I'll cry. Honestly, as far as I know we're not in serious talks with anyone. We've got a Sporting Lisbon centre back on loan who's 18 I believe. That's where we're at. I'd be relatively content if we went into this season with the squad we have... plus a decent striker. If we got Zog I'd obviously be pleased but I have little confidence we'll get him.

This whole deal is plain bizarre.

You lot are all on the list.

Yes, golden shower. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00659/news-graphics-2008-_659250a.jpg

Oh that's gold.

Dos Santos for £10m?! Christ.

Any chance of one these clocks getting reset soon? Haha, good one.

Quite like the latest addition to that site.

Why would he go to Spurs? That said, Juve's hardly a giant leap forward.

Wouldn't call Vucinic a particularly great striker, from what I've seen of him. £15m though in today's crazy market isn't surprising. Can't see him scoring more than 15 next year.

Why in the bluest of blue hells would Aguero go to Spurs?