Neil

Absolute dafty. 2nd half's been good. Maybe this competition has woken up?

This ref, man.

RAINING GOALS!

I look away for 2 mins and I miss a goal. 1-0 Uruguay.

That would've been class!

Impressive miss from Suarez.

Ah, nice. That'll do.

When's it on tonight?

I'm just gonna have to save these somewhere... a) there'll end up being too many to fit in, and b) a lot of them won't be determined for a while. But please, keep them rolling in.

Nice one CD!

Yes. Arsenal should definitely go for Eto'o.

Announced on Monday, I believe.

HORROR!!!

Considering one of the generic insults is "lol all mags are unemployed tools", it's quite surprising how many mags at work they seem to talk to.

Michael Vaughan's signed for them? Quite the sport change.

Rory Breaker. Fuck, aye.

Rory Deacon? Wasn't he a character in Lock Stock?

Sorry, I can't resist going on there. "I never expected us to sign players of the calibre of Brown and O'Shea." :lol:

4 years. :lol:

Think of the PL and CL medals though! Won't somebody please think of the medals?! http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/helen-lovejoy-pic.jpg

I honestly couldn't say their squad is strong. It's stronger than last year but their starting XI isn't.

http://media.nu.nl/m/m1ezq8nae6sv_700.jpg

12 injured and 2 dead - unconfirmed reports on, you guessed it, Twitter.

I'd be shocked if no-one's died from that sadly, looks awful.