Neil

At least they've got quality defensive cover in the form of Danny Gabbidon.

tbh 39 points would normally keep you up, odd season this has been Aye, true, but it was the way he said it. Made it sound like he thought he was doing a good job.

"A unique opportunity to stay up." Is Martinez trying to sell this situation as an achievement?

Btw, I think Motson's doing your game.

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Well, not really. They are safe. Damn, I'm obviously a week behind. Still, struggled big time.

What a ridiculously blatant red card.

That's very good from Sammon. Fish pun.

What a peach.

So, so easy. Wigan are going down if they defend like that next week.

Germany: Wolfsburg in big danger of going down Spain: same for Deportivo Italy: Sampdoria have gone Big teams having an absolute mare.

Quality scramble. Awful defending.

37 (or 38) in the league for Ronaldo. Matches the league record if you count that disputed goal.

Ronaldo scores yet again.

Depor really should have nicked it there.

It's OK. Wenger will rectify the problem by getting rid of a couple of floaty, inconsistent attacking players, and replace them with a couple of floaty, inconsistent attacking players.

Barca, with virtually a second string: 78% possession.

In Segunda Liga today, Girona got beat 1-0 at Cartagena. Bad result you may think, but not bad when you consider they finished with 7 men.

Head to head likely to decide it, providing Zaragoza get something next week.

Osasuna and Mallorca both getting beat. Levante in trouble if they concede and they're down to 10. Sociedad down 2-1 as you say. They would all be 2 points ahead of Zaragoza going into the final day. All reliant on Getafe and Zara holding on like.

Actually, hang on a second. There are going to be 7 or 8 teams who could go down.

Oh, shit, ignore the GD thing. Head to head in Spain.

Shocker. Final round of La Liga games: Depor vs Valencia Levante vs Zaragoza Real Sociedad vs Getafe

Huge. And look at their GDs if that remains the same: Getafe 43 -12 Depor 43 -14 Zaragoza 42 -14

Oh, and in that Gijon-Racing rigged game, Gijon have - look at that - turned it around very quickly.