Neil

Oh my word this is going to be mint.

Eyjacks 3-1.

In the big title-deciding game in Europe today, Ajax are 2-1 up.

I've grown to quite like Drogba.

Drogba really ought to move that ball a few yards to the right.

You could win this. Chelsea barely look bothered.

What on earth has happened to Torres?

Ferguson looks tiny, completely disproportionate to everyone else. Decent prospect.

What's with everyone wanting Anelka? He'll want huge wages and his best days are behind him. Thought those were the exact sort of players you wanted to avoid?

Mason's been shit both ways.

RT16.

Having fantasies over Ashley.

Just noticed this. Dunno if it's been posted: http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6933546,00.html

!?

A potential player. Encouraging.

Not really, considering the squad you have. That said I'll have it on so 1-0 it is.

OK. New ideas. You could get... that.. Gamiero lad?

Sounds like an aspiring poet who's really shit at rhyming.

Limbo and dart style.

Someone has to go "So...... about this."

One of those. Gets to the ball, but never really any intentions of scoring. Robinson's momentum takes it into Hernandez who naturally makes no attempt to stay on his feet. Can't blame him unfortunately.

He's a Man City player?

Just about to say that. Good on him.

Nice!