Neil

Actually, hang on a second. There are going to be 7 or 8 teams who could go down.

Oh, shit, ignore the GD thing. Head to head in Spain.

Shocker. Final round of La Liga games: Depor vs Valencia Levante vs Zaragoza Real Sociedad vs Getafe

Huge. And look at their GDs if that remains the same: Getafe 43 -12 Depor 43 -14 Zaragoza 42 -14

Oh, and in that Gijon-Racing rigged game, Gijon have - look at that - turned it around very quickly.

Depor are half an hour away from a huge point. All this means Getafe really, really need a goal.

Seven. I got seven cream eggs in my gob.

And this year they've gone one further by getting relegated despite the crapness of others.

Bit of revenge for Boca, Disco? Didn't they lose the reverse fixture earlier in the year, and didn't the Boca coach say something like "if we lose this, I'll go"? And sure enough they did, and he did.

Next weekend. Not sure why they're all playing at the same time this week like.

I think Sewelly got it spot on when he said Sears was allergic to goals.

Sure he won't mind & would be expecting it. Be quite a spectacle to see them get the trophy n all that jazz. True, forgot they were presented with the trophy tonight. I'd still have expected a few of those lot to be playing mind.

Heehaw 0-1 Racing in the allegedly rigged Sporting win. They have nowt on the Italians, though, when it comes to corruption. The allegedly rigged draw in Napoli-Inter is coming along nicely, 1-1 HT.

Hasn't Sewelly paid quite a lot to go see Barca tonight? Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol, Alves, Messi, Villa, Pedro, Busquets all not playing. Unlucky.

Shaka Hislop's former clubs: Reading relegated in 2008, Newcastle in 2009, Portsmouth 2010 and now West Ham 2011. Impressive. The Nigel Quashie of the goalkeeping world.

Very surprised by your lot today. When they bundled one in within 2 minutes I think everyone - quite reasonably - thought it'd be a comprehensive 3 or 4-0 job. But although Chelsea were turgid for the most part, you made it very hard for them and put together some good moves yourself. Would have been very harsh not to get something.

"Shit, forgot about the bonus points! Quick! Who scored?!"

Democracy T27 style.

Class. 8 and 9 points at the bottom, ludicrously high points for the top 7, but my favourite part is the random 17 point gap in the middle.

What's with the general dislike of Parker? Did he leave in acrimonious circumstances?

We should have a 'Literal Dave' meme.

Fuck's sake, so deluded.

My only real gripe is we played the bastards twice in a month when we were shit and they were on a decent little run. They've turned in him some abject showings.

"Thread about Sunderland voted best on a Newcastle forum." http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

While there has obviously been mismanagement, I do feel a bit sorry for him because his players just haven't done it. Seeing them running their socks off today when it came to the crunch must have made every West Ham fan wonder why they couldn't have done this a few months ago. And I know it's not just about working hard but still, must be infuriating.