Neil

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Well everyone knows CR7 is THE Ronaldo, so that other one needs a nickname innit. And he got overweight lolololol.

This one ain't happening. And they have every chance of winning on the night, yes.

Fuck's sake, people are actually spending money on Inter and Spurs qualifying.

It is, yes. There's no negligible chance of it happening, though.

You screwed up their chances of winning. Nonsense. They should have been motivated for no reason other than to ensure I win. Failure. The failure was there the moment you pressed "confirm bet". Putting a tenner on Inter to qualify, if nowt else just to make tonight a bit interesting. Betting on Inter to qualify as well just to spite you.

You screwed up their chances of winning. Nonsense. They should have been motivated for no reason other than to ensure I win. Failure.

Fuck me.

They screwed up and owe me a £50 apology.

I'm still pissed off with Leicester.

Football was only invented in 1992, so who is this Pele and what is a Cruyff? Isn't Maradona that crazy coke-head? Cruyff's that dogs competition, right? Won the league at Man United. Can't think of a Jordi pun.

Football was only invented in 1992, so who is this Pele and what is a Cruyff? Isn't Maradona that crazy coke-head? Cruyff's that dogs competition, right?

Boro have picked up form of late.

Let's see him perform as well on a cold Wednesday night in Stoke!

No, not at all. I want to see each of you enforce your opinions on each other.

From Arsenal? Don't be silly.

4 in 2-3 weeks, aye? x10000

I can only go off highlight reels and games here and there for past players. But Messi is just ridiculous, already. Keep it up and I imagine he'll be the best ever if he keeps it up.

Even more frustrating when you consider Crystal Palace's away record. Think they've lost 16 away games already.

I might write a blog post about Everton making a £20m bid for Fabregas. Basically would be exactly the same thing, it got me thinking though what a great move it would be. It would be. We could use someone of Fabregas' quality.

Millwall go down to 10 just for good measure. And Leicester ffs. Crystal Palace are absolutely and unequivocally woeful away from home.

Ah, yes, inevitable. Bury score meaning there's one on each line letting me down. ONE OF YOUS SCORE DAMNIT!

Because they looked like likely home wins, Watson. There's still time, there's still time... There isn't time is there?

Howay Millwall ffs. And Leicester and Bury, actually. How the hell aren't they winning? But mainly Millwall.