Neil

Coleman should have had a hat-trick. We've consistently been rather un-clinical. We had 3 or 4 situations today where I'd expect the attacking team (us) to score normally, but we cocked up every one. It was quite worrying, but we didn't pay for it today.

How the hell we managed to not score in the 2nd half, I don't know.

Best was pretty stupid there tbh.

Hitzlsperger's left foot.

Begovic seems a canny keeper whenever I've seen him.

Did Delap just actually KICK the ball towards goal? An actual shot on target?

Dembabababa looks like he could just save West Ham's season.

The way they hung in there and sneaked 3 goals was admirable.

I quite like Klasnic, I've got to say. Usually looks dangerous.

Jaaskelainen.

Great finish from Morrison. Come on leaps and bounds from Year 9 Friday afternoon games.

Clattenburg is so, so incompetent.

Very unlucky with the disallowed goal and the penalty that probably should've been given. But seems they were lethargic at times, combined with Sunderland giving a spirited performance.

Absolutely. It was inevitable they'd slip up, surprised it was so soon though. Oh Wenger, shut up.

Awful decision.

How did Bramble get away with that?

No it wasn't a lovely header, he missed it from 7 yards.

But, b-b-but... Arsenal.

Kunny from Aguero.

I bet she's shit at logarithms?

mattis, why aren't you trying it on with Malaysian twins or whatever it is you do on Saturday nights?

Fair enough.

Harper 4? Seriously?

Cries of "You're not a financial institution!" ring around SJP.

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