Neil

Fucking shite finish from Rooney.

Wow, 3 minutes in and Glen Johnson's already shown what a liability he is.

I wouldn't even have him at Everton.

Really? Has hardly looked that solid to me. He's improving, I guess.

Specifically predatory.

Scouse twats all seem to like him now. MOTD probably said he was alright one game.

In Lucas' case, it's thoroughly warranted. He's been slightly better this year but perhaps more because the rest of the players have been so bad. Maybe he'll shine now under Dalglish.

Hear, hear. Oh, so you think you're the big cheese now do you? I thought you were such a modest guy.

You're the worst wum ever. Worst or best? I think he said worst. I think, anyway.

I'll probably watch it and obviously want us to win, but if we lose I'd dare say my mood won't be lessened because of it.

No offence Shaun, but you truly are clueless. Other than that, I'm sure you're a lovely lad.

A good shout to cover fullback positions. And if my Fifa career is anything to go by, and I can safely say it is, he'd be a great buy.

Come on man, we saw last week what sort of transfer market this can be. £10m is by no means a silly price for a kid who looks a real talent and is only going to get better and better.

hear is ur name becos of the wrestler triple h

A Brazilian striker who was once upon a time a fairly solid goalscorer in the Bundesliga, scoring the goal which sealed Dortmund's title in 2002. He then had a solid career in La Liga scoring goals for Zaragoza while partnering Diego Milito upfront. Then after a few loan spells out he scored 28 goals in the Spanish second division to help Zaragoza to promotion before being forced out in the top flight to make room in the squad for Humberto Suazo. After a brief relatively successful spell at Palmeiras he has recently mutually agreed to terminate his contract and is now looking for a new club. He has 7 caps for Brazil but has a Spanish passport allowing him to avoid work permit problems. That enough for you? Er errrrrr. The correct was infact 83. And a half.

I've heard that Ewerthon doesn't care what the red (and white) shite say; what the fuck does he care?

Knew it was northwestern and near the coast but didn't know it was actually a port city. I always like to imagine the stadium is secretly just a giant scale replica of the classic Robot Wars juggernaut Razor.

Newcastle 0-4 Arsenal HT http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal FT http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/05/17/article-1183728-00028B7000000258-617_468x412.jpg

Rayo Vallecano, class. That's a Champ Man name and a half.

Overturned? Dunno what football you've been watching.

Come on its not like anybodys gonna start coming forward now are they might as well get in b4 the offical polls start. Are you 12? I thought you knew everything about everybody.

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg As the YMCA chorus blasts out, confusion reigns as to what happens next.

Least the fit blondie isn't sad.

Yet rather mesmerising.

Nice finish.