Neil

Stick your house on it, looks like people can still make some money out of this debacle.

Look what you did, Kaiz.

We all know who it is, it's f***ing Pardew. Stop pretending otherwise, it was Pardew 2 weeks ago, it was Pardew yesterday, it's Pardew today and at the press conference tomorrow guess what? It'll be Alan f***ing Pardew. I want to cry. I know it's Pardew, so does Craig. That's my point. Why say, "We don't know who's here" but, "we know it's not Klinsmann". I think SSN, hell, Craig, will know that everyone else knows. Just trying to pass the time without saying "OK, yes, it's Pardew, whoop-de-do, happy now? Breaking news: I'm a twat."

THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

I can think of alot better instruments for this sort of situation :-) Viola?

Newcastle 0 - 3 Liverpool Ashley (6, 36, 90)

Has DC referred to sources high up in the hierarchy of his own imagination yet?

Messi's started something here like.

:lol:

why don't you lock yourself instead...... Every betting company slashed the odds on him now..... He's at 8/1 compared to 1/7 on SkyBet. That's the same odds as Jol. Hardly slashed and where was he this morning? At the airport, we've been through this!

You know things has hit rock bottom when the airport talks has started. Greggs.

I think it'll be one of those Arsenal home thrashings, but the odds are fairly ridiculous like.

Cracking, cheers.

Pardew still 1/7 for those with a lot of money available.

I never thought I'd ask this but, how can I lay Klinsmann? :lol:

Getting scared yet? Of? Probably nothing in this story but if it turns out to be true you'll loose a lot of money. Ashley might be an idiot but they very rarely knew about who we were signing until it was just about to happen. Apart from the fact it's Pardew, it's all up in the air.

Klinsmann just hasn't commanded the respect of the players. Klinsmann out.

Skybet people: I would go as far as saying Jurgen is such a surefire appointment, that Pardew's odds are currently far too short.

Detective Ethi.

rtg

As Ronaldo slams £4k on Pardew, Neil is in the middle of some high stakes action himself:

I'm in danger of going absolutely ZANY and sticking up to a total of £50 on this match - I'm out of control.

I have a feeling you'll actually give it a go at some points and show a bit of spirit but Liverpool are getting their acts together (Gerrard possibly back?). Not convinced by the -2 at the moment though, I must say.

Is Ashley repossessing it like? Is there anything he won't do?