For any normal team, a striker like Villa netting 10 goals and 7 assists in 19 games would be seen as really good.
Yet it looks fairly shite compared to Messi, it's unreal, man.
I'm officially putting forward the idea of Unluckiest Poster of the Year, and I'm nominating myself. I'll make a catalogue of my bets, it'll be quite the read.
I'd probably still lose.