Neil

Short sleeve shirts combined with gloves.

The surprise win midweek aside, do Monaco ever attempt to score any goals? Offensively boring.

Had absolutely no idea Cheryshev was on loan from Real Madrid.

Despite there being clearly better teams, I genuinely think we can beat any team left on our day. Kiev are decent but in relation to others I'd be disappointed if we get knocked out by them.

Our game with you is now on the Sunday at 4pm. a) we'll be gash after the Waffa game b) satisfies Sky's fetish with showing all our games

Some quality games in the EL draw. Villarreal-Sevilla, Wolfsburg-Inter, Fiorentina-Roma. Some very good teams going out. I fancy us to get past Kiev.

For all their strengths Atletico are capable of some truly stinking away performances.

Complete opposite of the gambling paradise of last night.

Can't see past Atletico tonight.

Ouch, harsh lines man. That said if I'm being totally honest I'd question why you had us on in the first place. Our league form is wank.

Even by Liverpool's standards that was impressively biased.

Canny incompetent mind.

Southampton appeals - oooh controversial, who knows? Other end - "CLEAR PEANLTY!!"

Liverpool in massive luck shocker. Class goal though from a class player.

Gibson has actually been good since coming on, which is just as much an indication of how we have played.

Correct.

£28m.

Add that to the long list of goals Howard has given away in the past couple of years.

Martinez shagged your wife or commit some sort of miscellaneous unspeakable felony?

Keeps in fitting with the game.

I love the name Schlupp. It's like a verb. To schlupp. Schlupp.

I loved every second.

Leicester are really bad, and they're looking really comfortable. We've had some stinkers this season but this is on course for the most dreary performance yet.