Neil

Forced to play Pienaar tonight who I can only assume will be half-fit. Worrying times. Just hope the fact Hull are shit means we have a chance tonight.

Milan score.

FML.

Bayern draw, Bordeaux draw, Apoel draw, AC Milan, Chelsea, Fulham. 50p pays £230. And 50p on Obertan first scorer, 2-1.

Got 40p in coppers on my desk. Any ideas what to do with it? Going to make MILLIONS!

AW: We have no time and "Good night? It's 3 in the afternoon" both had me chuckling in particular.

Guess I'm the only one who didn't win.

Everton win yes, but why the second bit, when he's causing so much delightful damage at the moment?

No, no. When they flop in the Europa League against shite teams, that will be mint. I'd rather they got someone like Shakhtar or Valencia and got a pasting. Nah man, need to play against the no-hopers such as Benfica.

Now to have this as my sig and start a thread and have it as my facebook status and to change my MSN name and change my email and change my middle name to LOL@LIVERPOOL.

Lolololololololololol.

And they do.

There you go lads, Leeds score.

As much as you watch the game, Stevie, falling to the floor isn't going to save your team this time.

You sound like you've got a fair wedge on it?

Well done MK. One fucking standard home win, that's all I asked for.

Carragher OG ...whilst attempting to haul a player down, but accidentally gets his head on it.

Delighted with that, HV. Liverpool I hate, and Rangers have been so fucking abysmal they deserve to go out.

Great stuff there, palnese.

Go go go MK! 2 goals in 2 minutes!

Penalty Fiorentina. 1-0.

Sigh. First time I've bet on MK Dons this season I think. 0-3 after 20 minutes.

Blimey, 3 of 4 on my first line are ahead. Howay MK Dons, what a start! (By my standards anyway).

Village Idiot vs djmattis. IT, IS, ON!

Blimey, Charlton, Colchester, Norwich all in front already. MK behind though.