Neil

AW: We have no time and "Good night? It's 3 in the afternoon" both had me chuckling in particular.

Guess I'm the only one who didn't win.

Everton win yes, but why the second bit, when he's causing so much delightful damage at the moment?

No, no. When they flop in the Europa League against shite teams, that will be mint. I'd rather they got someone like Shakhtar or Valencia and got a pasting. Nah man, need to play against the no-hopers such as Benfica.

Now to have this as my sig and start a thread and have it as my facebook status and to change my MSN name and change my email and change my middle name to LOL@LIVERPOOL.

Lolololololololololol.

And they do.

There you go lads, Leeds score.

As much as you watch the game, Stevie, falling to the floor isn't going to save your team this time.

You sound like you've got a fair wedge on it?

Well done MK. One fucking standard home win, that's all I asked for.

Carragher OG ...whilst attempting to haul a player down, but accidentally gets his head on it.

Delighted with that, HV. Liverpool I hate, and Rangers have been so fucking abysmal they deserve to go out.

Great stuff there, palnese.

Go go go MK! 2 goals in 2 minutes!

Penalty Fiorentina. 1-0.

Sigh. First time I've bet on MK Dons this season I think. 0-3 after 20 minutes.

Blimey, 3 of 4 on my first line are ahead. Howay MK Dons, what a start! (By my standards anyway).

Village Idiot vs djmattis. IT, IS, ON!

Blimey, Charlton, Colchester, Norwich all in front already. MK behind though.

Aye. A draw and Liverpool need to beat them by more than 2 goals to go through. A 2-0 win would see them level on head-to-head, I'm not sure on the finer details. A loss and Liverpool will go through if they beat them. This is all assuming Liverpool win tonight, mind.

I will stick my neck out and say Newcastle will not win.

If it gets to the final day via a Fiorentina draw or loss, I think Liverpool will scrape through.

£1.50 on Norwich, MK Dons, Gillingham and Colchester. £1 on Rotherham, Charlton, AZ, Liverpool, Fiorentina-Lyon draw and Rangers-Stuttgart draw.

And what do you propose to do about that? Lets see if Lennon, Young, Arteta, Malouda etc want to have a go with us. Just because we can't get Lennon or Young means I should be happy with Jonas? Name a replacement you would be happy with. I can't name one off the top of my head. But my point stands, it doesn't mean that I should b happy with him. What do you expect me to say? Oh well argued, my mind is suddenly changed. There is no player out there that we can get that is better than Jonas. He's suddenly good. Yey, close the thread... Well argued....... You're top. You may not complain about anything, ever, in the history of the world. Ever.