Neil

Strange how outraged Sky (Charlie Nicholas) are about how the penalty was given to Pompey but don't sound half as bothered when iffy decisions go for 'The' Man United (as Nicholas called them).

Pompey level, wahey. Another pen.

Baggies 2 up.

Stuck a £1 6-team one and a 50p audacious treble on. Suffice to say, both are in tatters already.

Fergie reckons Wes Brown is the best natural defender in the country.

Can you name all the countries in the world? Oh how I was/still am addicted to geography quizzes.

i lost 60£ on my bet because of you lot Why the hell did you a) bet on us and b) put that much on? You know how bad we've been. That said I didn't imagine we'd contrive to lose to that lot.

Despite those 2 goals, it's back to the 'embarrassing' level.

God bless Zayatte. Comical own goal and conceded a penalty.

3-2!

Bordox take the lead against Juve.

Hello! A bit of fortune goes our way this time. Zayatte comical own goal.

What do you do when you're 3-0 down? It's obvious. Take off Yakubu and stick Gosling on.

Injuries, and we've just never got going. I've maintained once we get our best players playing each week, we'll rise up the table. But the side we have out tonight, albeit with players out, should beat Hull.

It isn't even Hull playing well. We've been so fucking atrocious Hull haven't had to do much to be 3-0 up. Sigh.

Injuries are no excuse here for this debacle. The one thing we've had in the past few years is if we're down, we don't collapse like a house of cards. We have had some awful performances this year, and 3-0 after 35 minutes against Hull fucking City is an embarrassment.

Nah.

Wouldn't be surprised with everything happening, Moyes walks tonight. I was going to say he'd go if we lose the derby but this is beyond a joke.

This is humiliating.

Oh dear lord.

Forced to play Pienaar tonight who I can only assume will be half-fit. Worrying times. Just hope the fact Hull are shit means we have a chance tonight.

Milan score.

FML.

Bayern draw, Bordeaux draw, Apoel draw, AC Milan, Chelsea, Fulham. 50p pays £230. And 50p on Obertan first scorer, 2-1.

Got 40p in coppers on my desk. Any ideas what to do with it? Going to make MILLIONS!